/ck/ - Food & Cooking

General discussion on jack-in-box. Are they any good? What do you order? Extra pickles? no mayo? be specific!

Will be going here in an hour or so. Ck, let me know what I shall have. I’ll post pics and you’ll be satisfied that you contributed to degeneracy. Let’s do it!

>>5509359
You put ice cream in a cup and serve it as a beverage? No wonder American's are getting so fat.

Hi everyone, Jack here, and I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about what makes Jack in the Box special: Escherichia coli O157:H7. Here at Jack in the Box we take the time to hand season all of our beef patties with E.Coli infected fecal matter, because your health is important to us. E.Coli causes hemorrhagic diarrhea, which is a fantastic weight loss aid as you loose not only your poop, but also blood. While other countries may scoff at the notion of horrific stomach cramps and possibly kidney failure, we here in America have always been dedicated to the principles of hard work and working for weight loss.

While some may cry foul at the notion of a major restaurant chain killing 4 children and infecting 600 others, Jack in the Box is about freedom, the freedom to have hemorrhagic diarrhea.