/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>did someone say hot sauce?
>yeah, you could say I'm a hot sauce guy
>haha yeah I tried the "badass pirate assrape" sauce the other day, only 22,800 on the Scoville scale - I call it mild!
>Dude! did you catch [celebrity] on the new Hot Ones? haha they totally couldn't handle the heat!
>as a white male, it is my duty to prep black bulls for my girlfriend

hot sauce?!?! freakin epic!

>>16901074

DUUUUDE

>>16490514

>I love the flavor and heat level of Tabasco. However, it’s just too damn THIN. Please recommend me a hot sauce with a similar flavor and heat that is thicker than Tabasco.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Daily reminder that hot sauce is for high testosterone people.
>All pic related are low testosterone beta males who cannot handle spicy food.

>oh m-my god... is that... a hot sauce... with CUSS WORDS on it...? oh god im gonna - im, im gonNA CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

>>16089589
>friends come over
>marvel at my hot sauce collection
>everyone gets a little tipsy
>friends keep asking to try it
>set up a "hot ones" lineup
>use tofu (I'm vegan) instead of wings
>no milk (I'm vegan), only almond milk
>they dare me to go first
>get nervous because I don't actually use my hottest sauces (they're just there for show)
>eat the first bite with Frank's Red Hot, starting to sweat
>move on to Tabasco - hype myself up and eat it
>almost die but I hang on
>next up is the meme sauce from the Hot Ones show
>feel brave and take a bite
>throat closes up and I can't breathe
>fall to the floor and all my friend's laughing
>feel my bowels give way, I begin to shit my pants with fiery-hot diarrhea
>friends stop laughing and just stare
>I'm still convulsing and shitting myself, just getting small gasps of air in between
>finally vomit and stop shitting
>friends leave and never talk to me again
>wash up and rearrange my hot sauce collection all nicely again
>they were just scared of some spice, unlike me, a real man

JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH

>Daily reminder that the "hot sauce is soy" meme came from a /pol/ thread where they dug up an old interview with Donald Trump where he said he couldn't tolerate hot sauce.

>Hot sauce? Oh yeah? Where is it on the Scoville scale? See, you really need to train yourself to be able to handle the proper stuff or you'll pass out from the burn. I usually go for Maya Apocalypse Habanero Skull sauce, but I am an experienced hot sauce consumer.

>>15886673
I love hot sauce, I just also love the anti hot sauce memes. You mad?

>>15871690

>>15859436
>Yeah, you could say I like heat... how's 1,000,000 on the skollville scale for ya? Yeah - I'm a hot sauce guy.

>>15852514
>did someone say hot sauce?
>yeah, you could say I'm a hot sauce guy
>haha yeah I tried the "badass pirate assrape" sauce the other day, only 22,800 on the Scoville scale - I call it mild!
>Dude! did you catch [celebrity] on the new Hot Ones? haha they totally couldn't handle the heat!
>as a white male, it is my duty to prep black bulls for my girlfriend

>For me, it's Secret Aardvark.