/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why is Bison hard to find? A few places around here used to stock it, now nothing. Is there a limited demand? Did prices go up a lot?

I know people hate him, but "Guys Grocery Games" Is actually a good show, and he really doesnt ruin it

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>>4692426

BRO YOU KNOW HOW TO ROLL!!! DOWN AT FRIDAY"S, TRY THE NEW XXXTRA THICKY FOOTLONG POLISH SAUSAGE SUPREME™ WITH MY NEW GUY"S CHUNKY FUNKY RANCH GALORE™!!! IT"LL LEAVE YOUR THROAT BEGGIN FOR MORE!!!!!

I"M GUY FIERI, AND I"LL CATCH YOU NEXT TIME ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF GUY"S BIG TRIPLE D!!!!!

ITS TIME TO GO TO FLAVOURTOWN /CK/
ARE YOU READY????

>>4480716
I"LL SAY BRUTHA!!!! SHE"S GOT AN EXTRA LAYER OF SKIN THAT MAKES EVEN COLONEL SANDERS JEALOUS!!! I"M TALKIN" DOWNTOWN!!! RIGHT HERE ON GUY"S BIG TRIPLE D!!!!!!!!

>>4250258

FOLLOWED BY FIFTEEN HOURS THIS TITILLATING TUESDAY!!!!! THAT"S TRIPLE T ON TRIPLE D!!!!!!!!!!

>>4169884

HAHA!!! YOU KNOW IT, SKRO!!!! WE"VE GOT A GRUESOMELY GREGARIOUS GENT OVER HERE!!! THAT"S TRIPLE G ON TRIPLE D!!!!!!!!! MONEY ALL AROUND THESE CHAINS FOR ALL THESE BRUTHAS!!!!!

>>4150296
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in cooking school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret food corperations, and I have over 300 five-star restaurants. I am trained in culinary warfare and I’m the top chef on the entire Food Network. You are nothing to me but just another fry cook. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision cutting the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grocery stores across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that seasons the pathetic little thing you call your steak. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can create culinary masterpieces in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fine cuisine, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the highest quality cooking goods and I will use them to their full extent to make the best fucking meal you’ll ever have in your fucking life, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about my food to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tasteless tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will create scrumptious fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your taste buds are going for one hell of a ride, kiddo.

>>4073984
Knuckle Sandwich!

>>3994915 !!!!!

THAT"S A CLUTCH COMPLIMENT COMBO, BROSEPH!!!!!! TRIPLE C ON TRIPLE D!!!!! ZESTY CHESTY MOLESTY!!! CAN"T WAIT TO DIG THAT SAUCE WITH HUNTER!!!!!!

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE DYNAMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>3706250

MONEY!!!!!!!!