/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Live with qt girl roommate
>Rarely talk, we are just roommates
>She can't cook at all
>Buys all of her food from Iceland
>For non Brits Iceland is basically a large supermarket that only sells frozen food that just goes in the oven for 20 minutes
>It is all she eats, never seen her cook something that didn't involve just going in the oven
>Decide to show her the light
>Go to a nice local market
>Buy a bunch of green vegetables and lean meat
>Buy a sled
>Grab some of the 'Iceland' plastic bags from under the sink
>Write 'Greenland' on paper and stick it to the front of the bags
>Make a trail leading from the front door into the dining room while she is working
>Put the sled in the dining room
>Begin to prepare a nice chicken chow mein (Not greenland food but that isn't the joke I was making)
>wait for her car to pull into the car park
>put the food together take it to the Sleigh and sit down using the sleigh as a table
>Light a candle
>She walks in
>Smile at her and say ''Why oh why do you eat that way, baby you can pull my sleigh''
>she just acts confused and offended
>when I explain that she eats like shit she gets MAD at me for trying to improve her shitty diet
>refuses to eat with me

I hate people sometimes, they don't appreciate anything you do for them

>work as a chef in a vegetarian restaurant
>most popular item made with roasted seasoned mushrooms, shallots and slices of brie in a puff pastry
>someone asks to have the shallots taken out

> tfw you want to make a bitching sandwich or something
> tfw you have none of the ingredients required to make one

I have whole wheat bread, cheese, but no fucking meat, why god?

>>5529459

>butchery needs work

So much this. It looks so easy but it's really fucking hard. I made a rack of lamb look like it was butchered by a grenade the other day. Completely wrecked dinner.