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It'll kill your bird if you have one

Steve is a nice person and I hope he good things happen to him.

>>8721302

326lbs

>Why
>Sexually abused as child
>Step dad killed my pet Fischer love bird by snapping its neck because I accidentally dropped his crystal glass and it broke (pic semi related bird looked very similar)
>5'5
>4 inch penis
>Balding badly
>Girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me (and the kicker is the guy she cheated on me with and is dating now is literally named Chad).I got fat and went into crippling depression after she cheated on me and dumped me.


I am basically society's punching bag. I also hate most women. My mom was a fucking cunt and I hope my ex girlfriend gets acid thrown in her face. I am too much of a pussy to kill myself so I just drink, smoke, do drugs daily and eat like shit.

>>8678627

Gin and vodka. Always gin and vodka. Always neat, never mixed. It has gotten to the point where I drink a 750m bottle (26 oz for you Americans) daily.


>Why
>Sexually abused as child
>Step dad killed my pet Fischer love bird by snapping its neck because I accidentally dropped his crystal glass and it broke (pic semi related bird looked very similar)
>5'5
>4 inch penis
>Overweight
>Balding badly
>Girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me (and the kicker is the guy she cheated on me with and is dating now is literally named Chad).I got fat and went into crippling depression after she cheated on me and dumped me.


I am basically society's punching bag. I also hate most women. My mom was a fucking cunt and I hope my ex girlfriend gets acid thrown in her face. I am too much of a pussy to kill myself so I just drink, smoke, do drugs daily and eat like shit.

>Be me
>Be going to med school
>Dad is giving me $250/week for living expenses

Tips/tricks/good recipes that don't cost tons of money please.

>>8505346

Leave the fucking pigeons alone.

>>8505364
>>8505368
>>8505416

You're all fucking scum. Pigeons are beautiful innocent creatures. They live together in harmony and peace and if humans could emulate them our world would be a wonderful place. Leave the fucking birds alone.

>>8470070

Veganism is the way forward. Meat=murder.

>>8466757

Vegan here. Do it mainly for ethical reasons. I love animals and truly believe that meat is murder and animals are beautiful and sacred. Now in an industrialized society we can sustain ourselves on plant based products and to a certain extent for those who choose to be vegetarian or pescatarian (fish cannot feel pain but I personally don't eat them because I love all living things) animal bi-products and fish. With that being said here are a few of my favourite vegan recipes.

Falafel burger. Basically just make a falafel mixture and instead of shaping it into the classic balls, shape it like a burger patty, then fry it. Serve on a bun that has tzatziki or Greek yogurt (if you are vegetarian) but I use hummus because I am vegan, lots of cucumber, lettuce, tomato, some red onion, whatever spices you like.

Another snack I really like is just pita chips with roast garlic hummus dip.

For breakfast I will often make toast with sauteed mushrooms on the side, giant cannelini beans in tomato sauce,

Pasta is a staple for me. I usually just make a pesto from scratch but leave out the cheese. Toss it with the pasta, serve it with bread crumbs toasted in olive oil over the top and mushrooms + pine nuts.


I like to make pizza with dairy free cheese. There are actually some excellent ones out there and you will hardly notice the difference. I personally enjoy vegan pepperoni which tastes so amazing it is basically heavily spiced tofu, along with mushrooms.

I fresh bake soft pretzels all the time and serve them with a spicy mustard or marinara sauce.

Jalapeno stuffed olives are nice too :)

>>8436569

Yup vegan here. Do it mainly for ethical reasons. I love animals and truly believe that meat is murder. Now in an industrialized society we can sustain ourselves on plant based products and to a certain extent for those who choose to be vegetarian or pescatarian (fish cannot feel pain but I personally don't eat them because I love all living things) animal bi-products and fish. With that being said here are a few of my favourite vegan recipes.

Falafel burger. Basically just make a falafel mixture and instead of shaping it into the classic balls, shape it like a burger patty, then fry it. Serve on a bun that has tzatziki or Greek yogurt (if you are vegetarian) but I use hummus because I am vegan, lots of cucumber, lettuce, tomato, some red onion, whatever spices you like.

Another snack I really like is just pita chips with roast garlic hummus dip.

For breakfast I will often make toast with sauteed mushrooms on the side, giant cannelini beans in tomato sauce,

Pasta is a staple for me. I usually just make a pesto from scratch but leave out the cheese. Toss it with the pasta, serve it with bread crumbs toasted in olive oil over the top and mushrooms + pine nuts.


I like to make pizza with dairy free cheese. There are actually some excellent ones out there and you will hardly notice the difference. I personally enjoy vegan pepperoni which tastes so amazing it is basically heavily spiced tofu, along with mushrooms.

I fresh bake soft pretzels all the time and serve them with a spicy mustard or marinara sauce.

Jalapeno stuffed olives are nice too :)

>>8433649

I don't eat meat because I don't want animals to go through pain. I love them, it's not fair to hurt them. There is no need to eat creatures who can feel pain in this day and age. We can sustain ourselves on plant based products, and fish.