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>>17185953
>>17187236
But I'll tell you what to do, OP. The cheapest item on the menu is apparently the coffee, for $4.00. And they have a mandatory 12% "service charge," before tip:
>https://bernssteakhouse.com/what-to-expect/#what-is-the-service-charge-on-my-bill
And you'll want to include 15% for the waiter, since even though he's being paid to ignore you as a deliberate snub based on the vowels in your name--at the end of the day, he's just another working stiff. Plus 7% tax for Big Government. So you're looking at $5.36 for a mere cuppa joe (which is probably some hoity-toity European Nescafe shit, and not a simple honest American cup of Folgers).

But hey, with $250 smackeroos on that gift card, you can afford to buy 46 (FORTY SIX) coffees. So what you do, is you go in there EVERY DAY for the next month in a half. Get a table, cleverly meeting the dress code in your tuxedo t-shirt and men's culottes (NOT TECHNICALLY SHORTS). You order a single cup of cofffee, and you demand sugar and cream, and you drink that cuppa SLOWLY while giving the stink eye to every lousy politician, plantation owner, slumlord and union-buster in the joint, with their heavily-medicated trophy wives (and girlfriends) and mewling private-school kids in boat shoes. You SEND THEM A MESSAGE. Your blood may not be blue--but your money's as green as anyone else's. And in America, what else matters?

fuckin love cheese bros.