/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15630975
SHHHHHH not yet

>>15370670

>>15240269

but i need my coffee in the morning

>Year is 2047, hyper consumer capitalism has taken control of the entire planet; mass globalization and eugenics.
>Wake up at 3am, get dressed, walk next door to the McDonald's owned apartment building.
>Manager kicks my knee, I'm 1.35 seconds late to my 12 hour mandated shift at McDonald's; court papers are served to me for wasting company time.
>Rush in and get fryer on, already line of customers outside, prepare the usual white designated meal.
>Drop one container of McDonald's signature deep fried potato fries.
>Manager rushes into kitchen, unhitches my restraints, police have already surrounded the store.
>Detained violently by the officers, charged with destruction of McDonald's property, and interfering with fast food operations.
>Spend fifteen years in prison, forced to do manual labor, sold to burger king, then to Wendy's, and finally to White Castle.
>White castle is considered bottom of the barrel, managers smoke McDonald's cocaine distributions.
> Payed $0.35 a day, living the dream.
>Glory to capitalism! Glory to the rulers.

*SIIIP* Ahhhh, good morning /ck/... *SLUUUUURP* What a magnificent day the universe ha slayed upon us.. *GULP GULP*

>>13814447

>>13138679
Big Dick Drinkie

>just had my 3rd cup of hot chocolate today

>>11533786

what's the best and easiest way to brew some coffee without a coffee machine? currently we use filters but it sucks sitting next to the can for like 10 minutes having to pour new hot water on the filter the while time

>>11388607
Imagine not drinking coffee every day

Fuck u janny

>>11327116
no. just go out and buy coffee filters