/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10651386
I don't own a television. You know, some people have the privilege of walking down the street to a pub and hanging out with friends and family for fun.

I really do feel sorry for you Amerifats. Next time you want to go outside, make sure you load up the Hummer™ and drive the family to Disneyworld! It counts, right? Uh oh but make sure you have an up-to-date Coca-Cola™ Freedom Pass© to make sure the security guards don't shoot you.

Here's a joke:
Do you know why no matter how hard you shake a Coca-Cola™ can, the foam never loses that brown tinge?
It's because Americans have no culture and you will never be white no matter how hard you try.

>>7074369

>Fast food
>delicious
>good

Amerifats, everyone.