/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm the anon who made a thread about lying on a resume about food service experience to get a job as a cook. (archive: >>/ck/thread/S18224699)) I just completed my 5th or 6th shift. Here are my initial observations:

1. Kitchens are gross as fuck. I'm never eating out again. Why doesn't anyone clean and stock before the end of their shift?

2. This job is easy as fuck. Everyone who told me I was fucked is retarded.

3. I use drugs, but these employees make me look like a teetotaler. Everyone is high all the time.

4. Every time I've had to wait too long for food or gotten shitty service and just said to myself "they have a hard job, cut them some slack".. what an idiot I was.. I didn't realize you idiots were just on your phones, jerking your dicks or trying to finger bang litte miss Mary Rottencrotch the server.

Anyway, despite all that it's sort of fun. I kind of like it.