/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18988855
Ill share an interesting one
>arrive on scene after being called to a reported suicide
>single room basement suit on the shitty end of the city
>guy was hanging by his neck in the center of the room
>in full gimp ensemble
>had a plastic bag wrapped around his head
>when we got him down the MEO pointed out the bag was vacuum sealed shut
>bag was about half full of blood but I noticed he was ball-gagged
>guy was surrounded by mannequins dressed in robes, animals masks, and with various instruments strapped around their shoulders
>in front of the guy was a mic on a stand
I never know the full extent of what ill be walking but I get a rush of out the more intense scenes. I think all my coworkers that last do to some degree. Ill also share pic related as a bonus. At 2am in a blizzard I was the lucky anon who got to get out of bed and travel an hour to deal with this in the middle of nowhere
>https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/driver-found-dead-after-semi-plows-into-house-west-of-edmonton-1.6162558

>>18988941
Ill smoke on my days off but I cant imagine trying anything more excessive at this point. I used to dabble in shrooms but cant see myself being comfortable trying any psychedelics until ive learned to deal with things a little better

>>18989001
>well groomed
>respectful
>friendly and calm
>eyes as dead as roadkill
That describes 90% of workers in the death industry as a whole. Between all my coworkers id say there is a noticeable 50/50 split of
>the ones who are training to become officers, body transportation allows them to gain experience on crime scenes
>people who are looking to get into the funeral home industry, be it establishing their own or else training to become a mortician
The latter are always the best to be paired with on scenes. It's shitty dealing with a bad decomp so id rather do it with someone who is willing to make 80s horror movie or death metal album art comparisons behind closed doors than the prick who refuses to ever crack a smile

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>>16456288
this guy has big ears

>>16171134
i find the fact that you care about what some losers who work at a fucking bottle shop think about you is far worse a sin than you being an alcoholic. are you a woman or something?

>>13784855
what the fuck is this

>>13740458

>>13631174
>that much soy sauce

>>13455931
>this entire image

>>13332363
disgusting

>>13320601
No one

>>13216875
>>13216888
Not this fucking joker again. Burnt eggs and a burger with no sear. You fucking sicken me.

>>13193192
overcooked/0

>>13176830
Holy shit you're worse than the cat guy, why the fuck do people like you exist? shouldn't you have necked yourself already.

>>13071295
Is it called tuna of the land? You sicken me.

>>11296930
>>11300469

>>10487397
>discourages purchases and raises money
Depending on the exact numbers, both of these can be false. Higher taxes may not compensate for the lower consumption.
If the companies who make the products have to cut back, they will have to let people go: lost taxes and lost purchasing power.
Not to mention that they have punished people who can behave themselves.

>>9315116

>>9307343
>not buying a cold 12 pack and leaving it in your garage in the middle of the summer.

>>7894738
>the douche filming is a typical cold pizza eater

>>7613564
>wavy fries

>>7201142
You know it. You're friend's faces when they see your pile of bones completely picked clean of all meat and cartilage

>waking up without remembering when you passed out

>>6997577
Mfw I actually went online and voted

>for rueben