/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12676379
lol, holy shit. I've heard of prion diseases in passing before but that's hilarious thinking of how OP's smug retardation might result in him wasting away into a crying emaciated pile of pain and tumors.

>>12618904
>t. yellow pisser
Nope. My piss is crystal clear and I'm in my 30s without ever having had a single kidney stone in my entire life.
Sorry you fell for literal bottled water company propaganda.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2011/jul/22/had-our-fill-of-water
>Over the last few weeks, those who visited the British Medical Journal's website might have noticed an advert for a new public health initiative, Hydration for Health. It is sponsored by Danone – which owns the Evian, Volvic and Badoit bottled water brands – and urges healthcare professionals to encourage people to drink more water, claiming that "evidence is increasing that even mild dehydration plays a role in the development of various diseases".
>Margaret McCartney, a GP and columnist, saw these adverts and complained about it, writing an article for the BMJ (who admitted "we hadn't followed our own guidelines. The advertisement bypassed our editorial checks") about the lack of evidence – and citing the shortcomings of many studies – that people should be drinking more water.
https://www.renalandurologynews.com/news/too-much-water-could-be-harmful/article/118792/
>Drinking two liters of water per day may not benefit most individuals and even could be harmful, investigators say.
>At the Canadian Society of Nephrology annual meeting here, re-searchers from the University of Western Ontario, also in London, presented a study showing a significant correlation between excess urine production—which is usually caused by excess fluid intake—and proteinuria.
>The large population-based study un-covered a fivefold higher risk of proteinuria among people with polyuria than among those with normal urine volume, even after taking into account such factors as age, sex, and estimated glomerular filtration rate.

>>12610838
I agree that's the best kind of instant noodle, especially in terms of something you can keep on eating without getting really sick of it like most other instant noodle varieties.
e.g. Prima Taste Laksa La Mian is an extremely high quality instant noodle pack, but it's so over the top you don't really want to keep eating it repeatedly. Uses these massive pouches of powdered coconut milk and a thick paste made out of actual shrimp with chili powder mixed in so you have the spicy shrimp flavor balanced out with the milky coconut. And the noodles are a lot heartier than you'd usually get from an instant noodle pack.
Really thick and the block of noodles itself is a good deal larger than your typical Maruchan sized block. Which I actually don't like because it's annoying to feel full when I still have a third of the thing left (I never do leftovers; learned too many times the hard way that my procrastinating ways result in nasty old leftover food staying in my refrigerator for years).
But yeah, Indomie Mi Goreng is a nice small size so you can just pop one in the microwave and eat it any time like it's nothing. The soy sauce, chili sauce, oil, and powder flavoring all work together to give it this perfect combo taste that kind of reminds me of those Simply Asian Spicy Kung Pao noodle bowls, but even better.
>inb4 that one anon who keeps copy-pasting that "things that /ck/ memes that are actually good" / "things that /ck/ memes that are actually terrible, and only posted ironically" shitpost along with that obscure Japanese comic lady picture that tries to imply secret aardvark is actually good and indomie is actually terrible.

>>12570998
No, a variety of non-nutritive sweeteners have a well documented laxative effect.
https://www.healthline.com/health/foods-that-cause-diarrhea
>Alternative sugars such as aspartame, saccharine, and sugar alcohols known as FODMAPs disrupt the biology of the lower intestinal tract. In fact, cutting out artificial sweetener is now a recommended treatment for irritable bowel syndrome. So it’s not surprising that eating food with artificial sweetener in it causes a lot of people to have diarrhea.
You're right that sugar alcohols are particularly egregious examples of that though, hence the Haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews that are filled with people recounting stories of the worst diarrhea in their entire lives.

>>12248042
Skinny people don't know how to cook. Cooking is the art of making what fat people are addicted to. If it were only skinny people you'd probably have even fewer cooking threads.
t. 33 year old 17.6 BMI anon who doesn't know how to cook

>>12081820
Already had my large intestine removed, checkmate OP.
>Thank you Ulcerative Colitis, you were always there for me.