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>>19857131
Nice attempts, bro, but I've already paid off your lawyers, any and all judges and jurors who will ever come near any case you can throw at me
Those children you send in will be immediately recruited to go back to your diner and bait pedofiles into turning it into a hangout (I will ensure the saftey of the chilren by having a host of snipers on my roof pointed at your diner so that if any pedo actually tires something unsavory(like your menu) they will be killed on the spot)
Enjoy having your diner be a crime scene for 300 out of the 3-6-5, faggot
Also I'm going to seduce and romance every single one of your female waitresses. Theyre going in my cutegirl harem and there's nothing you can do about it
Eat shit, shit-eater

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>>17179262
I'd say you are a hardass.
It's knowingly ridiculous humor half the fun is in the irony of knowing its dumb but having an appreciation for it the absurd nature of it anyway.

How does it feel knowing that you are to much of a dickhead to engage in some very silly light natured humor?
How does it feel knowing that when you finally outgrow the dunning kreuger shroud of false intelligence that you've placed on yourself that you have utterly isolated yourself from those that love you?

You aren't as classy or as intelligent as you think you are tryhard faggots

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>>16020646
Don't smoke in the first place

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>>15981253
My favourite method of cooking chicken is searing in the pan then putting the pan in the oven for 15 - 20 minutes. I have to put an oven mitt over the handle immediately after taking it out of the oven, because otherwise my mother is guaranteed to grab it and burn the shit out of her hand. It's happened at least 3 times now.

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