/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Tabasco is not hot sauce you mongo.

>>16037459
>fish, which are the insects of the sea

>>15795505
>moranic

>>15499137
>low sodium salt.

>>15436911
>i drank a whole bottle of wine i am so drunk just like the new movie i watched on netflix

One time i got so drunk that i woke up in a sand dune, am fairly certain that my friends assumed i was dead, and they were doing donuts in the god damned ocean with my tacoma.

You have probably never been past tipsy.

shit appliance for shittier cooks

>>12563130
>umami flavor

>>12503752
>chilli covered chicken

>>11516895
Popular = good

>>11183795
Maybe don't leave it out like a retard and you won't grow mold on it

>>11179329
>will give make

>>10460275
>the nogs liked my man cheese

>>10255149
>jye-roh

>>9544563
>Implying that kill ratio

>>9484271
>Chopsticks

>>8300923
Kek. As a former truck driver and at times deliverer of "fresh never frozen" shit from factories to wendy's distribution centers i'm going to gross all of you out while cautioning you to avoid that restaurant like the fucking plague before people start dying.

>be me
>ahfuckyeahtruckdriver.jpg
>gets load of wendy's
>44,000 pounds of square patties.
>mfw bills say all over large bold print do not freeze. We reefer at 40 degrees.
>lolwut.gif
>reefers are refrigerator for semi trialer
>reefer falls 20 degrees below or above that temp and kicks on heater /fridge accordingly.
>mfw your baconator was over 60 degrees repeatedly while raw
>mfw driping shit out of the trailer
>mfw flys
>mfw flys alllll over
>mfw smells like hauling dead animals because i am.
>mfw "fresh" is a 2 week journy from pasture to plant to warehouse to store.
>mfw somebody allows this to happen country wide...