/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i can't stop fucking eating

>waiting thee hours for bland carbs

I did low carb for a year and lost over 40 pounds. In hindsight, all it did was change my eating habbits. I used to snack and gorge whenever the fuck I wanted and once I set the rules I just ended up eating much less. I assume it works that way for most diets.

>>14917288
Anon here, that's about right, I keep them organized so the ones with the most residual cheese are on the top, sometimes I just suck on the cardboard to get all the grease out in between deliveries

>order Uber Eats
>see cute arab girl is my driver
>her photo looks amazing
>quickly brush my teeth, comb my hair and put on outdoor pants
>she walks up to the door
>open it in advance like a gentlemen
>"Yes?"
>"Order for anon?"
>"Oh of course thank you very much. Hey do you want to join me?"
>"Okay"
>only ordered for one so I have to cut my burgie in half
>start streaming Hellraiser 1 on my tv while we eat
>"Thanks"
>she just leaves, barely 10 minutes into Hellraiser 1
>feel like an idiot for not trying to fuck her
>still hungry because only had a shake, fries and half a burger
>order another meal from a different place so they don't think I'm greedy
>Uber Eats assigns the same driver
>FUCK
>she gets my chinese food and brings it back
>"I thought this was the same address"
>"Y-yeah I didn't eat lunch today" (lie)
>offer her some chinese food
>"You're not going to keep ordering food because you shared right?"
>laugh it off
>Resume Hellraiser where we left off
> "You know it's like you're my girlfriend just for tonight...you know getting me dinner and watching movies with me"
>she finishes up and leaves again
>what the fuck she didn't even thank me this time
>give her a 1 star for both deliveries and complain she ate some of my food
still kinda want some chips or something though

Does anyone else have a mother that has no idea how to cook but gets mad when you offer advice?

>never uses salt and pepper. Thinks it's unhealthy
>eats steak well done and calls any red meat that isn't "raw"
>cooks all meat until it's very dry and chewy

>Starvation mode

>order Uber Eats
>see cute arab girl is my driver
>her photo looks amazing
>quickly brush my teeth, comb my hair and put on outdoor pants
>she walks up to the door
>open it in advance like a gentlemen
>"Yes?"
>"Order for anon?"
>"Oh of course thank you very much. Hey do you want to join me?"
>"Okay"
>only ordered for one so I have to cut my burgie in half
>start streaming Hellraiser 1 on my tv while we eat
>"Thanks"
>she just leaves, barely 10 minutes into Hellraiser 1
>feel like an idiot for not trying to fuck her
>still hungry because only had a shake, fries and half a burger
>order another meal from a different place so they don't think I'm greedy
>Uber Eats assigns the same driver
>FUCK
>she gets my chinese food and brings it back
>"I thought this was the same address"
>"Y-yeah I didn't eat lunch today" (lie)
>offer her some chinese food
>"You're not going to keep ordering food because you shared right?"
>laugh it off
>Resume Hellraiser where we left off
> "You know it's like you're my girlfriend just for tonight...you know getting me dinner and watching movies with me"
>she finishes up and leaves again
>what the fuck she didn't even thank me this time
>give her a 1 star for both deliveries and complain she ate some of my food
still kinda want some chips or something though

>this entire thread
>american education

>order Uber Eats
>see cute arab girl is my driver
>her photo looks amazing
>quickly brush my teeth, comb my hair and put on outdoor pants
>she walks up to the door
>open it in advance like a gentlemen
>"Yes?"
>"Order for anon?"
>"Oh of course thank you very much. Hey do you want to join me?"
>"Okay"
>only ordered for one so I have to cut my burgie in half
>start streaming Hellraiser 1 on my tv while we eat
>"Thanks"
>she just leaves, barely 10 minutes into Hellraiser 1
>feel like an idiot for not trying to fuck her
>still hungry because only had a shake, fries and half a burger
>order another meal from a different place so they don't think I'm greedy
>Uber Eats assigns the same driver
>FUCK
>she gets my chinese food and brings it back
>"I thought this was the same address"
>"Y-yeah I didn't eat lunch today" (lie)
>offer her some chinese food
>"You're not going to keep ordering food because you shared right?"
>laugh it off
>Resume Hellraiser where we left off
> "You know it's like you're my girlfriend just for tonight...you know getting me dinner and watching movies with me"
>she finishes up and leaves again
>what the fuck she didn't even thank me this time
>give her a 1 star for both deliveries and complain she ate some of my food
still kinda want some chips or something though

>go to kbbq
>leave with clothes REEKING of meat

Ugh. Now everyone knows I was being a fat person.

Posting during this time fucking sucks dick, who is responsible? The americans are asleep.

Its the ausfags huh.

>go to trendy place i find on google maps
>all the customers are just depressed looking obese mexicans

Ugh.

>>12414459
>it's for to go
>my friend teddo's car doesn't work so i'm taking these 6 big macs to his house and share with everybody
>so i won't be eating all of them you see
>i only purchased 1 soda because he has plenty of soda for himself and he only stocks nasty soda in his fridge that i don't like so thats why im getting just one soda for 6 hamburgers
>my other friends are going to meet us and have a party like we do a lot
>girls will be there too
>i'll probably get totally wasted
>on alcohol, not hamburgers
>with all my friends at the party

>Went to a Jollibee because /ck/ memed me into it
>Entire place smells like ass
>Get a little of everything interesting looking
>Chicken was somehow both greasy AND dry in all the worst ways
>Spaghetti tasted like plastic, sauce was rancid
>Burger was entirely subpar, not the worst but well below average
>Fries were nothing but oil
>Pop had a worse syrup-to-water ratio than McDonald's
Never again.

>Went to a Jollibee because /ck/ memed me into it
>Entire place smells like ass
>Get a little of everything interesting looking
>Chicken was somehow both greasy AND dry in all the worst ways
>Spaghetti tasted like plastic, sauce was rancid
>Burger was entirely subpar, not the worst but well below average
>Fries were nothing but oil
>Pop had a worse syrup-to-water ratio than McDonald's
Never again.

Ordering another pazone, I wish they would end this promotion already

>>12235418
>out of ideas
>better do the thing I've been doing since the beginning

Tell her you need tendies instead

>Dude, why are you eating toast with your pasta? Didn't you know carbs with carbs are bad? You should try keto, I feel like I've lost so much weight!

what would you give as an estimate for the percentage of fat people on /ck/?
lately I see a lot of talk about fast food, so I say around 50%

how do you do it? How do you keep your binge-eating in control? When something delicious is front of me, I have to hold back from eating it and its hard for me to stop

get me some medium fries WITH MAYO, anon

>>11900567