/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Back in my day black girls like this were all weebs. And straight.

>>16723039
>kaname-kun will never be real

>haven't had beer in ages because i don't want to turn in the cans

>>12659880
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'M SO HUNGRY AND LONELY FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

>>12278291
>page 1 of 3

>>12147384
the STINK between those legs

>>11583768
>guests arrive
>take cheesecake out of springform
>yep it's ruined and inedible
>oh fuck what do
>spend the next 3-4 hours cleanup included making some eggnog cupcakes I found a recipe for that I had all the ingredients for except cream cheese for the frosting
>say fuck it and make an eggnog buttercream to top them off with instead
>6.5 cupcakes at best really don't want to serve them but I have two dozen cupcakes done in front of me and what the fuck do I do
>make them look presentable with icing bag and dust of cinnamon on top
>take plate down to boomertachi
>resounding drunk yelling of "bravo anon! anon for the win!" etc
>instantly regret it
>hide in my room knowing they're all pretending it tastes good to my parents and telling them I'm such a good baker or whatever right about now
>want to die
>doing dishes upstairs
>one of the husbands comes upstairs and foces himself to tell me the "muffins" were "delish"
sorry for the blog but fucking kill me lads

>>11497506

>>11491211
>no deals on these on the app

I got fucking memed on hard lards. Its fucking shit. Followed the recipe to the letter. I've seasoned it as much as possible its still flavourless. Angela Fucking Hartnett is a fraud. Fucking waste of ingredients

I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

>drink hot cocoa, coffee, or eat peanut butter
>mouth gets watery and i feel like throwing up
Whats wrong with me /ck/?

>>11358119
The recipe called for a cup of room temperature butter, 3-4 cups icing sugar (I tried using both 3 and 4 didn't really make a huge difference), 1/4 cup cream, 2 tsp vanilla and 1 tbs cinnamon. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong but the frosting seems to just kinda melt in on itself/blend together. I mean it doesn't literally melt or run down the sides but it loses most of the texture/shape the icing tip (wilton 150) gave it. Maybe I'll try 5 cups of icing sugar next time, but that kind of seems like too much. I just want them to look pretty and uniform.
>test them on your friends
Hahaha yeah about that (^:
(I don't have any)
I'm in my early 20s rapidly approaching mid 20s

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH IM SO LONELY AND HUNGRY

>>11316160
>tfw mom's chili is basically the consistency of tomato soup
>don't want to be rude and say something

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>>11081954
FUCK I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY

GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

>>11079274
I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK

>>11076584