/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14590751
For me, it's the McChicken

>>13879106
>tfw just want some fucking eggs but don't want to deal with the egg golem today
>try to sneak around him without making a sound, but the doors are locked and only he has the key
>when i pull on the door and he hears it he smiles and starts rolling toward me, I was no match for his speed
>he rolls over me breaking multiple rips and giving me a concussion
>he gets back to his feet and says "no eggs if you haven't solved my riddle"
>"fuck you egg golem god dammit fuck" I just wanted some god damn eggs and i can never solve his fucking riddles
>"no eggs if you can't solve my riddle"
>the store manager calls an ambulance and I have to spend the night in the hospital for my injuries, costing me another several hundred bucks

I'm about to just buy a fucking chicken, I can't take this shit anymore. Have any of you anons figured out a way around the golem in your local market?

>>11400741
More importantly what does he think of the best fast food sandwich?

for me it's the mcchicken, the best fastfood sandwich.

ADD one of these to it

>>11004535
for me it’s the mcchicken

>>10961960
For me it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>10803759
>we should still respect the fact that they died so that we could live

lol, they died so we could get a double quarter pounder with bacon, not so we could survive you retards. It isn't necessary for 10% of the animals we kill to die, it happens because we enjoy the taste of meat. We could easily eat anything else but meat, or even eat smaller portions when we do. But we have decided as a species that our happiness is more important than some dipshit pigs and cows. Stop trying to act like you're on some moral ground by "respecting" the fact that they died.

They don't need to die, we just enjoy the products that come from their bodies. Man up. Either become a vegan or accept the fact that humanity has domain over animals and stop giving a shit about their deaths. Being a middle ground retard like you does nothing but make you feel like you are giving the factory farmed, hormone filled, pointless existence of a cow "respect".

mcchicken general

>when is the last time you ate a mcchicken?
>what is the most mcchickens you've eaten in one day?
>what modifications do you make to your mcchicken?

For me, its the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich!

I call them beefburgers

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

For me its the Mcchicken, the best cheat meal. Sometimes I'll order 5! No lettuce please, I'm not a nigger!

>>10419005
>We took those days for granite

Alright lads. It's 11pm on my days off from night shift, not a single piece of food in the house and nothing but McDonalds is open. First few posters get to pick what I go and feast on. Australian menu. Go.
>inb4 for me its the

For me, it's the McChicken.

>>9786924
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

for me its the mcchicken. the best fruit.

>>9550825
this shit right here

>>9405820
no u

>>9401447
For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.