/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15809342
>>t. some fatass

>>15206511
>taking a sip of your buddys beer
Do you actually do this? Jfc, have a little self respect.

>>15032382
>Stop buying liquor on Mondays
>Stop demanding Blanton's when you're literally five days late for the truck
>>Why didn't you buy Blanton's on Mondays
Shits retarded

How come women aren’t good cooks?

>>12343079
>$250 a pint and $900 for a fucking ounce of weed

Jesus Christ.

>>11973600
Is that a whole clove of garlic just placed under the top one?

>giant fake fingernails

When did this become a thing

>>10341807

>>10311654
I have a colleague at work who I briefly lived with who is exactly like that. Early 20s, skinny, but eats nothing but pizza/fries/kfc and if he does "cook" it will just be reheating frozen tendies. He only started eating fruit recently because his doctor told him he had to, and he acts like he's having to force an apple down like its a foul-tasting medicine

>be mexican
>go to the USA to steal jobs
>try Chipotle to remember my casa
>mfw

the fuck

>>10235815
>eating fried chicken with those nails

>wanting a fully cooked yolk
Do you like you meat well done as well. Holy fuck some people just miss the point of enjoying food entirely.

>>9928342
wtf is that?

>>9889075
If you're 10 maybe. That place is trash.

>>9870202
As someone who's fapped to furry porn a few times, I have to say you have terrible taste. The one on the left is just horrifying.

>>9760840
Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hotdog!

>>9709095
>egg salad
>olives

Near starbucks-level creamed

I have no idea how to drink it any way else without making a face like pic related in my car

>>9104754
> falling for the coffee meme

I'm glad I'm not so poor that I have a preference on brands of shitty corn industry waste products

>>8846978
>hot avocado

Is it normal to find pizzas in refrigerated sections at grocery stores? Pizzas that were "pre-frozen" or whatever? My mom got one and I'm not sure if it's safe.

>Ground beef
>Taco seasoning (what the fuck is this)
>American """"cheese"""""
>Taco sauce (again what is even that)

I got nauseous just reading your shitty recipes, if you want something authentic and tasty, listen this paco:

You'll need thin steaks (as much as you want), avocados, lemon, salt and pepper, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, california chili (fresh if possible, replace with jalapeño)

For the steak: season with sea salt (or regular salt for lesser results) and grill it until brown (if you got a gas or charcoal grill do it here), then when it's done slice it in strips or little squares.

For the guacamole: peel your avocados and emprty them with a spoon in a container, add lemon to prevent oxidation (the ratio is usually 1 small green lemon per 4 avocados) and salt to taste.

Pico de gallo: slice one white onion, one large tomato or 2 small, half california chili or 1 jalapeño and about two tbsps of chopped cilantro. Mix all the ingredients and add salt and pepper to taste.

Now all you got to do is get you corn or flour tortilla (which i can tell you how to do if you want me to, just ask) and assemble your taco with all the previous preparations, add lemon juice if you want.

And there it is, real authentic tacos, healthy and homemade, no premade taco bell crap.