/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17645063

>go thru drive through
>slur words
>splash a bit of rum around the old corolla
>get order
>cops roll up
>jokesonyou.jpg
>i'm totally sober
>oh by the way officer that little dweeb at the drive through tried to sell me weed he keeps in his car
>cops find the drugs I planted there
>he is the new rape sock in shitsburg state penitentiary
>I console his mum and sister with my cock

Don't ever fuck with me in made up stories you little shit, i graduated top of my class 300 confirmed kills etc

>>13941466