/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18656011
>step out of my 200 sq ft apartment that I pay $3,800/month to rent. I’m in a rush to meet my friend at the local Ethiopian-Korean fusion micro pub to drink a couple of cactus infused mango milkshake IPAs
>as I step out and breathe in the fresh smog I’m pleased to find that the air is only 98% polluted today, I can get away wearing 2 masks instead of 3
>meet with my friend Maxine Elequantus, She’s in the middle of transitioning right now so I make a mental note to be careful with my pronouns
>on my way to the pub I slip in some homeless man’s shit and land on an AIDS needle
>get into the pub and see they’re having a half price special, 1 authentic Ethiopian Korean taco + a half pint of a local draft for only $39.99!
>Maxine comes in and looks so brave and stunning! She sneezes as she gets to the table. I made the mistake of telling her gazuntite (a nazi word co-opted by the radical right). Someone recorded it and sent it to my boss, got a text that I need to come and clean my things from the office tomorrow.
>have fun with Maxine but it’s time I get home. Take the local bus and sit next to a junkie nodding off on heroin who vomits all over me
>so exhausted at this point, I can’t wait to finally get home to be surrounded by all of the refreshing grey concrete
>as I step over the two homeless niggers fucking on my porch I get a phone call that my daughter has been raped by a pack of niggers again
I love the hustle and bustle of city it’s so vibrant and exciting!

>>18654638
:O

How is your transitioning going?

>>15675185
Based

>>15315838
>Calls someone a faggot
>Is posting guys showing their buttholes

>>15313517