/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>half pound, well done patties on a burnt toast patty melt
It didn't have to be this way, anon.

>>14022044
>baja blast
Stopped reading there.

>>13971720
>there are people who actually open videos from obvious shill threads

>>13887228

>>13832167
>cocktail thread
>a whole can of arizona greet tea

>room temperature

>>13548843
>>13548856

>tfw actually watching this shit for the past 6 hours

>>13236589
https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/11/18/taco-bell-bisque-thanksgiving-rolled-chicken-tacos-mxp-vpx.hln

>>13097976

>>13081345
>off-brand spam

>decorative copper pots

>>13011455
Those chopsticks look really awkward.
>white pepper

>fox news

>detroit style

>>12446029

>>9648072
None cause I can't stop myself from drinking everything I get the night I buy it. Even if it's a 1.75 litre bottle

How am I alive?

Finally remembered the worst food experience I've had, nearly repressed it from my memory.
>mom hands me her shopping list, tells me she's going shopping while I go to school
>write down some stuff I want on it, including chicken tenders
>come home and she has tyson chicken tenders
>tell her that's the wrong brand
>she starts getting mad, tells me if I want a different brand I should go to the store
>I'm only nine years old, start to explain that I can't go to the store alone and every time I do go to the store with her we get a different brand
>she slaps me
>puts tendies in the oven
>tells me I'm going to eat them no matter what
>don't know why she's so angry
>later the timer dings
>go into kitchen to eat tendies
>mom eats something else with me
>bite into one
>it's incredibly rubbery and lumpy
>tell mom they don't taste right
>she tells me to stop being a little shit and eat it, argues that they can't be different from other tendies
>eat the whole plate
>sweating bad
>go straight to bed even though it's only seven
>lying in bed in agony
>finally stomach turns
>run into bathroom
>sit down on toilet
>incredible pressure on abdomen
>pain is so bad I can hardly breathe
>tears are streaming down my face
>begin to beg God for death
>mom starts banging on door
>try to explain that I'm sick
>words get cut off by vomit
>suddenly a hot knife rips through my asshole
>vomit while having explosive diarrhea
>crawl out of bathroom almost an hour later
>mom cleans the bathroom after I pass out directly in front of the bathroom door
>mom never buys tyson tendies again

>>7935307
>real sugar
I live in a country where real sugar is a requirement in soda.
>tfw imagining soda with corn syrup in it