/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20401186
>the sandwich
It's a burger

>spend all day prepping dinner, getting ingredients ready, preparing the food to be cooked etc
>spend an hour in the kitchen cooking dinner
>spend 25 minutes cleaning up after cooking
>sit down and eat the food in 10 mins
Cooking is for poor people

I would get a chef and nutritionist who work together to provide me with healthy, balanced, high quality meals that are both pleasurable to consume and give me the best chance at a long, healthy life. Then when they're not looking I'd gorge on cheap cheesecake and alcohol.

>go to the cheesery
>cheeses that are in the counter unrefrigerated, looking mint
>cheeses that are in their fridge, look mint

>buy cheese
>refrigerate it
>turns into moldy shit in 2 days
>left it unrefrigerated
>instantly turns into greasy dry leather
WHY THE FUCK HOW DO THEY DO IT

>mfw Joshua Weissman gloats about making a better burrito than Taco Bell after spending $60 on ingredients and performing 5 hours of labor to make a single burrito.

>>19191135
>because they're working for tips

>>19188131
>can be assembled and cooked in minutes
>says it isn't fast food

>>19167916
>kwab

>recipe uses imperial measures

>>19032479
They are all just variations of dumplings.

>>18940421
>soulless
stop it with this meaningless buzzword

>>18935254
>Townsend
>kino

>>18629555
wasted trips
>avoid every single social media plaform so as not to see this type of retarded shit
>come here and see some retarded shit
kys as well as all those contributing to retarded shittokers.

Just make a better product. That's all.
Don't sell garbage. Sell something better
I will never stop eating animal's meat until they can give me a carbon fucking copy of existing animal flesh down to the fucking molecule.
And even then, I will not trust it

>Program on TV or Youtube that shows off restaurants with some kind of specialty
>Host insists on making one by themselves
>inevitably fucks up
>"HEE HEE I'M SO BAD AT THIS!"

>farm to table

>>17806961
>It takes literally hours to boil a pot of water
>hours

Overpriced garbage.
>$50 for meal

>food is finished cooking but roommate is in the kitchen

>>17701274
>2 slices of pizza
>a wrap
>salad
>says he's pigging out

I can’t stand it

>>17681846
>more passive aggressive faggotry

>>17653289
>my family is used to eating dog shit off the floor so it's okay for them to eat my apple abortion

>When Babish starts baking his own bread for some simple sandwich recipe