/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I pick at my food and tell stories too keep my companion distracted so they cannot talk and are forced to eat their food as they listen so that by the time the conversation is over, they have no food and I take mine to go so I can bring it home, doctor it to my preferences and eat it alone.

When I was a kid I was weirdly humiliated to drink milk. I liked milk fine, and with some foods, cold milk is great, but even if I was at home alone, I could only drink milk after checking all of the rooms to make sure no one would walk in on me unbeknownst, or crouched in front of the fridge with the lights off. I stopped when I was about 12 when I found myself locked in the bathroom drinking milk out of the carton and being afraid that my brother, who was at a friend’s house, might come home and find the milk missing from the fridge and wonder where it had gone, check the trash for the carton, find it absent and dedeuce that I was in fact in the house hiding AND DRINKING MILK. It was too ridiculous. I began drinking milk normally, but rarely. I continued to casually avoid it into adulthood and now, whenever I do occasionally drink it straight, I really am not comfortable with the taste. I still cook with it.

I love yogurt, butter and cheese, though