/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17558926
One time I put my pet Sticky in a diaper and instead of filling it with shit, Sticky put an egg in it

>>17282568
My whore duck lays the best eggs.
One time her egg fell from my wood burning cookstove onto a concrete floor and didn't break, just cracked a bit.
She is fucking crazy.
Everyone tell Sticky she is a crazy bitch who lays crazy bitch eggs (picrel, she's cosplaying her fave anime character chrischan)

>>17200119
No one eats that breed of duck. That, and all the other cute ducks shown on here are bantam ducks, commonly known as "Call Ducks".
They are raised as pets, but were traditionally bred as hunting aids because they are loud and attract other ducks. I'm not a fan of this breed due to their short neck which can make them struggle to reach their preen gland at the base of their tail.

Pic rel is a typical breed of duck you will eat (American pekin). Note the large bill.

>>17197584
She hates other ducks. When I put her in the pasture with them she stands as close to me as possible and wants nothing to do with them. She especially hates her father, who tried to kill her when she was a baby.
In her mind, Sticky is a human.
Also yes, that is a diaper with her name embroidered on it.

>>17088476
Yeah the yolks makes it richer. Its very tasty