/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw no qt 3.14 trap gf

New Yorker here


Any of you who said "no" or "Thats disgusting" is a pleb of the highest caliber.
Do you know how greasy a pie is? Especially when you get pepperoni.

You see, we have two reasons for folding our pizza.


1: Unlike the rest of the world, our superior New York mountain water is rich in minerals, giving us superior dough. This is why we have the greatest pizza and bagels in the world. Instead of beging fucking cardboard bricks like you see in TMNT, we have nice soft yet crunchy pizza. Inorder to not let it flop around like a flaccid penis, we fold it so easily eat it on the go.


2: Pizza is greasy as fuck, especially when you get a whole pie. When you fold it, all the grease falls to a singular point, and you can do what you want with it from that point on.


Fuck you all