/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16972708
> be me, collegefag.
> cooking thai red curry with dried birdseye chilli for me and my then gf
> chop those spicey fuckers up real good.
> handle chillis with bare hands. dont wash hands after cooking because i aint no pussy.
> eat curry, wow those fuckers are mean. Dish too spicy for gf. she barely managed to eat more than two spoonful.
> after dinner get comfy on couch.
> feel bad for gf still being hungry,start fumbling her ladyparts to get her off and maybe have nice sexytime.
>after a few moments she screams in pain and runs to the bathroom. jumps in the shower and rinses her pussy.
> inbetween her cries and sobbing she curses me and asks what did i do to her. Takes her over an hour to get to a manageable pain treshold.
> mfw my fingers were full of thai chilli and i burned her vag off.
> she punishes me with no sex for one month.

worth it tho, she was the worst thing ever happened to me and thinking of this story always makes me smile

>have very good taste memory
>just enough to trigger cravings but not satisfy them

>tfw my favorite Chinese buffet in the world shut down due to losing money from covid
>used to have family dinners there when my grandparents would come from out of province
>grandmother passed away last fall
Times are a changin fellas

>be me
>go to Italy
>know that they are famous for their pizza
>see a small ristorante with a clay pizza oven
>looks good, neve had authentic Italian pizza before
>walk in
>about to order
>remember anons post on /ck/
>remember that I'm an adult
>cant get pizza, anon said so
>mfw

>>13628899
they don't allow open heat sources in the room, so rice cookers and electric kettles are banned

>be zombie
>hanging out with black zombie bro
>we’re chowing down on some spic
>black zombie bro goofing on me for not being able to handle the spice
>even in death can’t escape white people spice sensitivity meme
>mfw

>>9732267
Unfortunately no :(
But it’s 2 out of 6
Which means I can’t make most of my sides that the family USUALLY likes like mashed popos and Mac n cheese