/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19152094
I’ll leave you to continue suffering in peace.

>>16550620
>all the hood pussy i missed out on
>all the massas i never got to hear
;_; why did i have to live in germany. No hot wongs, grape soda and 2 dark black gals around my arms calling me master and massa,whispering softly to eachother within hearing range "he cute" in ebonics english

>>16541269
When you pull up to Randy's and not Wendy's

Last night I had a dream that my tum was absolutely stuffed to its limit with McDonald's, and I've been horny all day because of that.

>you will never have authentic tacos because you didn't go to some roach infested hole in the wall restaurant in LA in the ghetto cooked by a fat, bald and greasy illegal beaner with 9 bastard children and doesn't even speak English.

>>16476155
I just wanna lose weight you judgemental fucks.
The reason I do keto is because I also do fasting 72 hours each week, so both of those complement each other.

>>16450652
reminds me of this time I was working at a grocery store kitchen after high school
>first week of the month, aka food stamps week
>on sandwiches that day
>slinging subs to fatties in electric carts all day long
>one butter golem approaches the counter, eating from a bag of not-yet-paid-for doritos
>"can I get a stuffing sandwich *crunch crunch*"
>ask if she means like a thanksgiving sandwich
>no
>she literally just wants stuffing and mayonnaise on a sub
>wtf.jpg
>doritos run out, she gets impatient, says she's ordered it here multiple times before
>cave in
>"can you put some extra mayo on that, sweetie?"
>absolutely LOAD that fucker up
>boss later tells me to "we don't do that here" and to never make a stuffing and mayonnaise sub again

>>16424283
>literally just raw meat up to 3 cms

do americans really?

>>16419352
you didnt need to cut this deep, man

>>16415118
I like the fried ones which are probably a huge insult to japanese people. California I think.

>>16413931
i-is it bad?