/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14632419
>take a sample
>make small talk
>take another sample
>bullshit her into buying the product
>take a final sample
>take the product but don't buy it.

>get a taxi
>paying by card
>option to give a tip
>give 0.01$

>>13371098
>do this
>don't touch the money until the end
>pay with card, pocket the money and leave

>got a job as a burger place delivery guy few weeks ago
>keep nicking pickles from burgers
>no one noticed yet
>some people even tip me even though I stole their pickles
What are some devilish deeds you've been up to lately, /ck/?

>pull up to drivethru
>place an order
>drive away and never come back

>order pizza online using proxy
>delivery guy arrives
>"huh? I didn't order this.."
>most the time they just give it for free

>bag the expensive east african locally roasted coffee
>write down number for cheap brazilian mass roasted shit

>short on change
>tell cashier I'll run to my home and grab some
>she's afraid that I'm just embarrassed that i didn't bring enough money and I'll just run without buying anything so she lets me go
>profit the 50 cents i would have gone back to give her

Isn't there some kind of rare plant that grows in the ground that is illegal to pick?

I'm not crazy, this exists. And it's very expensive too.

What's it called?

>work at a kitchen
>call people out for being unsanitary, blowing their nose without washing, dropping food or utensils and insist them to correct whatever they're doing wrong
>they can't do jack shit about it because the manager will side with me
>all they can manage to do is be passive aggressive because they're not man enough to admit their fault

This is the best thing to do in a kitchen. You get to rightfully piss people off for being retarded and even better, you can get them fired in some cases. Does anyone else like to do this?