/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20147453
>nibbling the salt off pretzel sticks pretending i'm a beaver

>>20069823
to Jamaicans they're just beef patties but not to be confused with British "beef patties" which are disappointingly meh

>>19953164
>7-11 had promo for free refills on large slushies
>be me "oh fuck yea"
>keep my cup so i can just keep going back and getting free slushies
>walk in fill up and walk out like a G
>notice the cashiers laugh at me every time i show up
>after awhile one of them says to me "that was only a 48 hour promotion, you have been stealing slushies for the last 6 months"

>>19930672
>proportional dwarf.
sick i always wanted one of those

>>18346369
fair enough
>tfw i got my friend in trouble because i stole a $12 block of imported cheddar but i couldn't finish it so i just hid it on his shelves

>>16226251
Autism :3

>>13751626
it'll* be fine (Im retard too, but I can cook)

>>13743909
which one? Im retard and not much into plebbit so I don't know which are their filenames. just tell simple, ples.

>>13742189
oy, really
yeah Im a retard so what

>dont be afraid if it sounds weird, try it atleast, you can still hate it afterwards

>Asked /ck/ what to do with chicken in my freezer.
>Suggested chicken Alfredo.
>Enjoying chicken Alfredo right now.

Thank you /ck/.

>>11438317
That is the joke

>>11156128
good post

>>11111596
oh this is not really "cooking" this is my fastfood.
when i'm exhausted and need to cook some high quality food.

This has 600 grams of chicken and i cook 2dl of rice and 9 eggs, gives me 3 good meals.

https://www.coop.se/handla-online/varor/varldens-mat/asiatiskt/ovrigt-asiatiskt/22970-thai-massaman-curry/

This is the base, to which I just add chicken and vegetables and some spices on top when i eat it.

Dish is called massaman curry, but I add veggies to it. Hope that answers any question anon. <3

Put hot sauce on your eggs