/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14206546
>mfw developing symptoms of lactose intolerance
>Start murdering yogurt, sour/iced cream, and cheese like Countess Bathory in a quest for eternal gastrointestinal youth.

>>12950582
Sure! How's tricks _____? You stuck here all night?

>>12878431
Apply a cooked brain to the visual appeal of that fried egg's plating. Do you want it to be piled around the edge? Do you want to see it cantilevered on the egg white? Should the yolk soak it as if it were a hammer needed to break into it? The answer to all three questions is entirely up to you. Yet the majority of people still ask if egg and brain on a fashionably sleek bowl or plate continues to be a faux pas. You need to insert garnishes to reduce the warm palette of the dish. And the result, once served up to a round of applause, is an incredible application of that great ingredient - the brain. Serve it how you like it, and carry on eating your unorthodox food.

>>11800464
Yup... It's not very often - not even very often that I have pizza at all - but some days I will murder a medium pizza. I'm about 6', 240 lbs, 38" waist.

Trying (not very hard) to cut down to 220 - upping the cardio, and eating better at least 5 days a week... but I guess that's more of a /fit/ thing.

>he eats meat

>>11707512
Imagine if someone actually used the word "soyboy" in real life. Has anyone on /ck/ ever actually heard someone say that? It seems like the present-day equivalent of running around with a guy fawkes mask