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>>9441386
I am a S I P B O Y, and I am not employed by Monster Energy™. I have posted, many times, extolling the virtues and benefits of sipping in this thread and in many others. I do so of my own accord and have not been coerced or paid in anyway to do so, other than coercion for a love of sipping and the energy it brings me. I take offense at the suggestion that these threads are paid advertisements. They are in fact, THE OPPOSITE. I pay for my own internet connection and the sips I spread the gospel thereof. It is the opposite of paid advertising. I happily pay these sums for a chance to make the world a better place.

IN FACT. When we consider that energy is defined in physics by many units, one of them the calorie. And we, at the same time, consider that Monster Energy™ Ultra™ beverages are energizing and yet contain zero calories, one might be moved to such judgement that Monster Energy™ Ultra™ branded beverages are indeed a MIRACLE.

I would pay three times as much for each beverage, and twice as much for my internet connection to have the joys of spreading the word of this blessed miracle. Peace be unto SIPBOYS.