/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be dan harmon
>check bank account, its pretty low
>call up mcdonalds
>propose (((viral marketing))) campaign
>harness the power of nostalgia-autists and a rabid fan base to shell over thousands of dollars to mcds
>mcdonalds gives harmon a blank check and a dry handjob
>call it """limited release"""
>just a plot to whip redditards into a frenzy
>laugh heartily when they all know theyre going to re-release it in a few months and print money off the sichuanfags

pic related, its me