/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18887009
>All right, you have a sub-90 IQ so I'm not gonna bother.

>>18855578
>be me cooking a big 5 person stew for family
>prepare everything and get it going in the oven (dutch oven)
>decide to break out my chicken stock from the freezer instead of using just water
>"oh no, this liquid from the freezer is frozen"
>smartly decide to just put the glass jar into the oven to let it thaw
>seems to be going well, after a few minutes it's half thawed
>see if i can dump all the liquid and remaining frozen stock into the stew
>glass jar shatters and sprays shards of glass into the stew
>./takeout.sh

>>17911416
>smooth

>>17283983
you retard dont even know what the fuck is coming out of your mouth

>>16999072
Dude are you literally illiterate? It says "Bourbon barrel aged"
If you used just 2 braincells before posting, you would've noticed that there isn't any abv.

>>15708197
>A food board is so useless for an imageboard. The only important things about food are the taste, feel and smell which you can't tell from an image.

>>15706132
>“It says here you eat plants but not humans. Care to explain?”

>>15654626
>deliberately does the same sort of thing again

>>15592582
i dont get it

>who gives a fuck, look at yourself seething right now. It's actually sad.

>>14262567
>Measuring by weight is far easier and 1000x more accurate.
And only really practical in the last couple of years with the glut of cheap and readily available kitchen scales.
I agree with you though, It's retarded that home cooks have relied on volume for measuring for hundreds of thousands of years instead of using prohibitively expensive and scarce for the time scales or modern digital scales.
What kind of ancient roman faggot didn't order a $20 kitchen scale off of amazon? I mean really.

>>13636413
>there's a reason
>doesn't provide one
>ad homonym
(pic related, it's you)

>>13631777
>>13631800
>>13631839
>NO NO NO YOU'RE THE ONES BEING MAD!
>STOP MENTIONING AMERICA EVEN THOUGH IT WAS CLEARLY JUST AN INNOCUOUS QUESTION!
>IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT AMERICA THAT ISN'T KISSING OUR ARSES 24/7 THEN WE'LL PISS OUR LITTLE PANTIES BECAUSE OUR SKIN IS SO THIN!
>NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOO!

>>13627695
>NO YOU CAN'T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY COUNTRY THIS ISN'T FAIR NOOOOOOOOO STOP ME MAKING ME BUTTHURRRRTTTTTTTTT
Lmao, faggot.

>>13614540
>I like plant-based food
>I also want it to look like meat
>I deep down know I want meat but the strive to fit in, to follow the trends and be a moral fag is stronger because i'm a pack drone

>>13544381
>I need a tool because I'm not one myself.

>>13536904
>I just... I pity you.

>couldn't think of response so he resorts to soi posting ebic

>>13403007
>Imagine being this childish

>>13145734

>>12952894
>outer crust

>>12952911
>having toppings

>>12923560
"I do the fold technique"
'because my city makes it's pizza way too thin'

>>12910972
you're the only one mentioning reddit, newfag.

>>12791031
litterally you right now