/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20451493
who the fuck gatekeeps drinking water from a plastic bottle? seek mental help, please

>>20081008
maybe you could afford it if you weren't so shit at managing money

>>19831979
Virtual restaurants are fake new brands made only for delivery apps so that restaurants and brands with niche appeal can pretend to be mom & pop shops or artisanal. When you actually look up the addresses they frequently end up being taco bell or gas station convenience stores. Mr. Beast Burger is one of them.
>https://youtu.be/KkIkymh5Ayg

I hate the smartphone generation

>>16544219
...dood

>>16234135

>>15897893
[affected by covid.] A little retarded I see.

>live in rural upstate ny
>want to support local small farms
>also want higher quality non-pozzed meat/veggies that aren't pumped full of endocrine disruptors
>ordering food from a farm is the most cryptic thing imaginable
>can only buy meat in sizes of half cow or quarter cow (???)
>need an industrial deep freezer and a Google software engineer's salary to make it work
>farmer expects you to know precisely which cuts of meat you want for your ENTIRE half of a cow
>farm's website says come visit us in person - go there, no tresspassing signs everywhere, guard dogs barking at me as I drive up the driveway, yokel retard comes out on his porch with a shotgun and mean mugs me
>sometimes an email or phone number is listed that literally never get responded to
i learned that farmers are actually just incredibly entitled, difficult to work with faggots
all i want to do is give them money for the product that they bring to the market, why do they make it so impossibly hard?

>In chemistry class doing experiment
>lab partner is paki
>I can't touch the equipment anon, the solvent is alcohol
mfw it was butanol

>>15568581
>he calls that thing strong

>>15445295

>>15440500
tfw your dog throws up on your plate

>>15343195
That's right, the janitors are collaborating in a conspiracy to force /ck/ to talk about fake meat but at the same time no longer are supporting the thread because it's not going the way they want it to.

So why don't they just remove all the dissenting comments instead?

Oh w8 I know, it's because you're fucking retarded.

>>15340683
Learn to use English properly.

>>15304698
Wigger speak almost the same as nigger speak.

>>15159506
>grated apples or honey

>>14150752
>defending bob chipman

>>13959772
>implying imos isnt the only thing that makes st louis good

>>13819611

>>13311938
They look fake to me, gonna have to post the full design to prove me wrong

>>13156693
>People who stab the plate like they’re trying to eat it

>>13107912

if you need a fork and knife to eat it, it isn't pizza

>>12978845
>tfw the McChicken costs 4,19€ in Germany
why??

>>12904127
>clever plating
Just put it on a fucking plate