/ck/ - Food & Cooking

White chocolate isn't chocolate because I like chocolate and don't like white chocolate

Stainless steel with a cheap non-stick for eggs.

best meal to make after banging your mom?

over easy please

I abstain from animals for health and religious reasons exclusively, and refuse to call myself a vegan.

>>16564581
I'll take a strawberry cheesecake, hold the cheesecake

Why yes, I do enjoy my coffee black and my whiskey neat, how could you tell?

>>16286734
My man

>>16286335
I GOT THE JOB

Why no, I don't wash my vegetables before eating them. How could you tell?

>orders a large pizza
>eats two slices
>throw the rest away because it is now cold

>>15941922
>B-b-but preservatives are fine

Yes. Prove otherwise. Looking forward to your new age article on free radicals, Karen.

>>15546046
I give precisely zero fucks about anyone on the internet. Including you, the person reading this. Literally nothing more than text on a monitor.

>>15446576
>Excuse me for a moment, nature calls
>Walk outside, get in car, leave
>Dumb thot now has to call an Uber and pay for my steak and lobster

>>15430580
>Go into the adult section
>Walk out with fifteen vhs pornos of foot fetish videos
>Never break eye contact with the cute high school girl ringing me up

>>14918459
>peach
>cherry
>blueberry
>banana

>>14908522
I'd like a number 19 with sausage and extra cheese please. hot chocolate on the side

>>14803299
Abba Zabba

>"I'll get that with extra pickles thanks"

>>14647322
Honey mustard using English mustard, of course.

>>14653818
Go milkmode you pathetic weak waterniggers.

>>14627124
Why, yes, my home board is /r9k/, how could you tell?

goes to coffee thread for first time

>why yes I do own a Gaggia Classic coffee maker with a baratza vario grinder, I also only drink Ethiopian coffee beans, Ethiopia being the region in the world where the coffee tree originated, how can you tell?

>My favourite pizza?
>Olives, Tuna, Garlic, Chicken breast, Pineapple, Onions and Bacon of course