/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6425372
>the white crusty dried milk thats usually around the cap.
What

>>6271147
Because you described Pfannkuchen as being an upside down turd, thus proving you dont know what Pfannkuchen is, nigger.

monitoring...

Is that like an American take on poutine?...

>>4896105
>>4896108
>>4896137
aussie anon, your drunkenness has put laughter in my mouth, a smile on my face and an urge to enjoy the day back in my heart.

also, good idea, i think i'll get zippity dippity zooted myself tonight. what's the point of a saturday night with a big bag of Butterfingers, 2 bottles of wine and no roommates around if you aren't diving in!

food/digestive issue thread

>break hell outta limb
>~120mg hydrocodone/day for 5 days straight
>still able to cook from scratch mac n cheese + leftover filets for me and brave chauffer roommates. eat a shitload of other naughty meat and cheese things
>poop drought
>high and/or sleeping all the time, dont even care
>suddenly realize pain's ebbed but so have cool drug effects, time for normal
>eat two mangoes, two apples, all of the peach juice
>there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day
>diagonal humors connecting belly to ass full of concrete
>herewego
>pushing and pushing, pretty sure this will end with an aneurysm
>growling and howling
>roommates both come ask if im ok, it must have turned to sobbing at some point
>scream curses, levy accusations of conspiracy to be faggots against both
>realize that this, strangely, hasnt helped further liberate shit
>look under... turtle head! thank g--
>see blood dripping
>our hero, stinking of fear and covered in sweat, resigning himself to death and failure, lays his head oh the soft tp bosom to his right
>wake up a few minutes later disoriented, feeling like i have to shit
>lay brown easy as pie, no more bleeding, giant slug doesnt even get stuck when flushing
>feel like One Million American Dollars, believe in miracles and the redeeming power of Jesus Christ