/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> go to hometown buffet for weekends breakfast
> see fat nigress waddling about piling her plate with fried chicken and watermelon
> her spawn wanders about screaming "that's my dad" at every man he sees
> see her go to cereal bar
> she fills a bowl with cheerios, no milk
> sets it down on the floor under the table where her kid proceeds to eat it without hands, growling like a dog
> she stuffs fried chicken in her purse and goes back to the tables for more ham bones

ITT: Green text stories about fuck ups in the kitchen
In b4:
> you burnt water somehow, why are you even on a cooking board when you shouldn't even be in a kitchen
> burner left on for hours. Stoners pls go
> girl feeds kid dry cereal from dog dish and then sells to hillbilly pederasts for a truck or some shit

I'll start
> be me
> making biscuits and gravy
> take biscuits out of oven and set them on stove
> set too close to gravy pan and knock it over
> somehow it spins and flies across the room in slow motion
>MMMMM WHATCHA SAY.mp4
> gets under the refrigerator
> biscuits are now useless to me and I have anger problems so I throw the whole tray out the window
> didn't use mitts so I burned my hands
> hot tray landed on some persons kid
> got sued and ants