/ck/ - Food & Cooking

buns are too hard to deal with I don't even bother cutting them open anymore I just put the things on top and call it a day.

>>16603785
I don't clean anything, ever.

>>16180603
enh, if it can't come right to my door I don't know. the whole point of delivery is so I don't have to go to the curb and chance the possibility my neighbours will see me and rush out of their apartment to try make small talk.

They've done it before so I usually only come and go when it's dark. The things they say when they catch me are so stupid. A few days ago, one of them pointed at the ocean when I walked by and said:

>it smells bad but I think it smells nice

>>16140527

>>13760629
>tough guy on the internet

yeah sure, you would have eaten that pizza in real life, you would have kicked it's ass even

we all believe you

>people at the restaurant tell me to wash my hands after using the bathroom

bah, my genitals are the cleanest part of me, I keep them locked up in protective cloth at almost all times. I should wash my hands before I touch them, not after. And I actually do sometimes when my hands are dirty.

>be a dishwasher
>I have a little window out into the cafeteria
>there's a trash can for people to dump their plate and stuff off before they set their dishes in my window for me to take
>some people dump their stuff, some people don't, and some people scrape the plate as clean as they can get it
>it doesn't really matter what they do, it doesn't bother me to just tip the plate into the trash it comes through the window
>but some people insist on holding up the line
>they'll stand there and take forever to scrape their plate as clean as they can
>they never ever get it clean enough to make my job easier anyway
>sometimes they'll peer in the window to see other plates more dirty than their own and scoff about how inconsiderate some people are
>even worse, sometimes they'll skip the window and come around to my door and insist I allow them access to my sink because they don't want to force people to clean up after them
>it's never worth arguing with them, they won't back down, I just have to let them use my sink and then redo the plate after they are out of sight cause they somehow don't know how to wash dishes

they suck

The people who seek you out to defend you are much worse than the people who just drop their plates off and go. They think they're so fucking virtuous for telling me that I shouldn't have to clean up after others and they are so much better than everyone else because they scraped their plate off into the trash. They'll stand at the window to the dishpit and draw my attention to their clean plate or point out how dirty other people's plates are and scoff. They'll tell me I shouldn't be cleaning plates even though it's my job. Sometimes, they'll even walk in and insist that they clean their plate and take my spray faucet and rinse it off. There's no point arguing with those sorts that they should just give me their plate and go, they want to do their good deed for the day and walk in my dishpit, do half the job of washing a plate, slow me down, and then leave.

>>11286586
See, I feel like I can be lazy and take shortcuts even without your gizmo there.

>>11248806
stick to old bay and mccormick spice blend, gramps

I thought you guys were good at cooking but you can't even outdo the flavour packets that you deride so much.

I wish I was a cowboy american gangster who murdered any lowlife waiter who dared attempt shaming me into giving them dollars.

https://youtu.be/MrQwN8JorDk

>>9679106
>Nobody reads news anymore
>the only answer is to make headlines of ridiculous concepts, like doomsday prophecies about bread consumption

>>9666001
>>9666011
there's not much more to see. my bathroom adjoins the kitchen, it's my only "seperate" room, and my computer and chair is right next to the stove. My bed is just a bed on the other wall. I live a quaint life in my slummy part of town. I'm not even the dirtiest resident of this apartment block. The girl next door, she doesn't keep her trash nicely organized in a pile like mine, it is spread out over the whole floor about a foot deep, with paths where one would walk, whereas mine is piled high, but only in one corner.

>>9666028
what's the point. what happens if it's clean?

Come up with new rules that would make them fun!