/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Perfection. All others are just imitators.

I use a stove

I am a type one diabetic in kidney failure, so it's a high protein, low potassium, and low phosphorus diet until I get a kidney transplant.
Then it's no grapefruit, pomegranate or raw foods. I'll take that over getting dialysis tho shit sucks ass.

>>17600159
It was a better time

Temp disabledfag neet here. Get on ebt. You already aren't contributing might as well go all the way. I only shop at Aldi / Lidl. Food quality is mediocre but I'm willing to compromise. These are just some things I usually stock up on weekly.

I go for the family pack of chicken legs or thighs ~7.00
chuck roast if it's on sale <10.00$
ground beef ~10.00
canned beans <1.00 ea
frozen veggies 1-2.00 ea
poverty spices 1.00 ea
eggs ~2.00 for 18
oatmeal is 1.50 for a huge container
frozen pizzas
whatever fruit is on sale that week ~ 3.00
bananas 1.00
Milk 2.00

>>17423707

it did you fucking faggot. Do you want me to post my dialysis arm or something you fucking conspiracist retard.

>>17418642
Nostalgia. Me and the boys still play couch multiplayer on halo ce.

I only eat WHITE BREAD and BOLOGNA with MAYONAISSE
HONEY GET ME ANOTHER COORS

Last picnic date I went on I made a Grilled Chicken Caprese sandwich. Packed a small cheese, fruit and olive plate and brought a small single serving of cheesecake for us to split. She brought the drinks.

Sub Ciabatta bread for GF bread or a wrap but everything else should be fine. Got me a kiss and she is coming over next weekend for dinner so good lick OP.

>be me
>get nostalgic when drinking

Anybody else know this feel

This meme got me to start drinking Monster.

>be me. 30yo
>be addicted to caffeine consumed entirely in the form of soda.
>skinny but rotting teeth
>30yo Boomer meme comes out.
>Hate energy drinks because they taste like shit but buy a monster ultra zero "ironically"
>This...is actually okay.
>fast forward 6 months. Now my caffeine addiction has spiked and I need 6 cans of monster a day to keep the headaches away and feel normal
>teeth don't hurt anymore since I accidentally quit drinking soda because it wasn't strong enough. (diet cola is for fags)
>now slowly switching to unsweetened black iced tea and flavorless seltzer water.
>tfw I like it more than soda or energy drinks
>tfw a possible marketing psyop potentially saved me from getting diabetes and (hopefully) dentures.

uh...thanks monster bros?

Also my favorite flavor was Rosa, Fiesta and the original Ultra. All the other ones suck ass imo except for the weird tropical juice ones but I don't buy those because they aren't carbonated.

Not my kitchen, but my grandfather's fridge is from like 1960 and it still works, probably breaks 100 different environmental codes and regulations with the CFCs and whatnot. Guess they don't make em like they used to.

>>16091406

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