/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19554265
Judeofascist

>>18201697
Based

For me, it's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
followed by Milky Way and then finally Caramello

>>15788523
>in America, this is considered entertainment content

Can't make this shit up bros

the US should completely pull out of NATO lol, let russia take the baltic states and ukraine lmao who cares

>>14918148
Yes he is and my opinion is the only one that matters

peanut butter oatmeal since my job involves physical labor. Natty gains 4 life

>>13899106
correct opinion

>>13884994
Thanks for sharing anon. I use my cast iron skillet heavily but I have yet to fry anything in it. Someday I'll fry something in it.

>E4.

>Why yes, I make my coffee half water, half boiling milk and use creamer, how could you tell?

>be male
>have younger siblings so learn basic cooking
>move out at 19 to the other side of the country for uni
>find cooking fun, cook with my bros whatever we feel like
>graduate
>everyone moves away
>cooking for myself becomes boring and tedious
>get a job and resort to microwave shit because I'm fucking exhausted by the time I'm home
>this goes on and sucks the life out of me
>decide maybe I should marry instead and single life might not be a good choice
do young women (<30) still know how to cook in your country? in mine they would burn an omelette even, but luckily I've met a great woman who is not native to my country and cooks real dishes even for herself

Honestly, I'd say 10; but I usually tell people 9.7 to appear modest. Some people say I was reincarnated from Marie-Antoine Carême, but I don't like to brag. The quality of ingredients is very important. I like to catch all my ingredients by hand, just to make sure that they're fresh. When I envision my next masterpiece the combinations flow through my mind like equations solving themselves and produce angelic harmonies. Don't forget that presentation is important, too. One time I had slaves carry the food in on their backs. The diners were astonished, especially when I came out and started whipping them. Gordon Ramsay once asked my advice on a banquet he was preparing. I told him to just be himself (he still owes me protection money by the way). Kings and world leaders have acknowledged my genius. The pope once threw himself before me and started kissing my feet. I was told this was quite normal for him, but he did say I was chosen by heaven. Some nights I like to look out on the horizon and wonder if I'll ever find a true rival, someone who can defeat me in the kitchen. Maybe then my soul can attain peace and transcend to the afterlife.

>>12388320
29.7
Frozen orange chicken,HEB sushi,2 poptarts and pringels

>>12031851
>"can i have a coke"?
>"Is Pepsi ok"?
>"Is Monopoly money?"