/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'll eat a lot of wild animals, but I try to stay away from the ones that eat from human garbage. Possums, racoons, skunks, those sort of things.

Its not the thrown out food thats the problem, but rather the other fucked up shit we throw away. Chemicals and other toxic shit that stays in the animals' system, much like mercury in some fish.
Thats not even mentioning the other really fucked up diseases possums can carry.

>>7479630
Indiana already passed a similar bill earlier last year (or the one before that?)
It was basically kicking out all the lazy, fat fucks who 'can' work, but choose not to.
Now to get the stamps, you either need to have kids, a job, or be actively looking for a job.
No more free handouts.
There was some grumbling, but eventually people got off thier asses and got to work.

>not trying anything new because it looks weird
>not eating the crust of your pizza
>only eating brand name products when the generic tastes exactly the fucking same

Its always bugged me when I see the foodstamp people going through a line with a cart full of junk food and microwaved shit
Its like bitch.. do you know how much chicken and canned goods and other shit you could be stocking up on right now?
I'd live like a fucking king if I was poor/black/pregnant enough to get food stamps.

I don't mean to sound like 'that guy', but none of this looks particularly appetizing aside from
>>6887227
..and even then it looks like more fat than meat, and its just making me depressed.
I hope its more comfy there than the pictures are conveying, because so far it looks pretty underwhelming.

Don't get me wrong here, I hope you had a great time and everything, but I can never justify ever going to one of these places where you pay premium for a smear and a couple dribbles of something on a plate.
Call me an uncultured pleb, but I just don't 'get' it.
Is it more about the 'experience' of fancy dining or what?

>>6729161
I remember when Starbucks tried to come into my shitty little redneck town a few years back, and they went out of business in less than a year because they discovered people weren't gonna pay for burnt, overpriced shit when the gas station across the street served far better coffee for dirt cheap.

I got this morbid, smug sense of satisfaction that a bunch of backwoods yokels could defeat such a seemingly large empire.
...course that also means we'll never, ever get any of the 'good' establishments either.

>>6584853
Go on...

>hot sauce flavored hot sauce
This is how you fuck it up.
Its like having coke flavored pepsi, or dorito flavored lays.

Not to mention you're basically admitting that your own sauce tastes like shit, so now you're trying to imitate another flavor.

I made some tater tots last night and was eating them with ketchup.
I was expecting to have some awesome feelings of nostalgia while eating them, but instead they just tasted like sadness

Management at walmart
$9.75/hr
30
I'm not a drinking man, but that place has almost drove me to it.

>an entire casino filled with people who just ate there
I live on the other side of the us, but I can already smell the farts.

I know this should probably feel more earth shaking or something but.. I don't know.
I just feel this overwhelming sensation of "Meh."

If you would've told me this 20 years ago when the world was still fresh and new and everything was a mystery, I would've lost my shit and been telling everyone.
Now I just feel a little sad about it.

I like her.
She seems like one of those down home sorta girls who'd find any excuse she could to cook for you.
You'd come home from work, and the house would smell like roast or chicken or whatever else she had going in the kitchen.
You kick off your shoes and sit down, and she hands you a frosty beer, and sits a giant, heaping plate of home made mac n' cheese and mashed potatoes and beans and bbq chicken in front of you.
>mfw i'll never have this because my gf is fucking skin and bones and hardly eats and doesn't know how to cook more than a hot dog

>>5679806
I prefer my cake donuts plain.

I really, reaaallly hate glaze on donuts. Crispycreme, 7-11, Dunkin.. everyone slathers on like half a pound of fucking glaze. Its disgusting. Just looking at it makes my teeth hurt.
If your donut is good, it doesn't need to be covered in anything

I've got mixed feelings about that

Kinda odd that coca cola can make a decent tasting beverage that isn't full of HFCS