/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> 2am
> Just spent six hours drinking and dancing in your midsize city's only gay bar
> You're not really gay but they have better drinks for the price than anywhere else, better music, and ngl it's kind of a nice self-esteem boost to be hit on even if you're not into it
> Also lots of hot drunk college girls grinding each-other doesn't hurt
> Seriously, why do straight college chicks turn into sluts in gay bars?
> Stumble drunk to all-night diner
> Eat cheap greasy eggs, chorizo and hash browns under the waning influence of alcohol while looking at the completely empty streets with a wisp of fine snow blowing in the wind
> Get a handy in the bathroom from some twink in a skirt
> Hey, it was going to be a male hand either way, if anything it's less gay because they're wearing a skirt and you're wearing carhart jeans