/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8308615
>>8308649
And with that gif, obviously from reddit too.

obligatory welcome message

>>7738053

Goddamn, you just won't quit, will you? You're like a fucking Cajun cockroach.

I made my first gumbo when I was 12 years old, from scratch. Without any help from my parents, just a copy of Brennan's New Orleans Cookbook and free run of the kitchen. I made my first jambalaya a year later for my birthday dinner, a tradition I've continued for the almost two dozen years that have elapsed since. I watched Justin Wilson's Louisiana Kitchen every Sunday afternoon after church for YEARS when I was growing up. I don't need your goddamn elitist attitude. Nobody does.

I feel bad for you, honestly. You'll probably never enjoy a gumbo with sausage, smoked turkey, and ham in it, because it "Does it all wrong." You're like a fucking child. "He did it wrong! It's wrong! It's wrong!" You show absolutely no flexibility or adaptability. You absolutely REFUSE to believe anyone could make gumbo any way except your way. God, your life must be fucking miserable.

>>7738274
John Besh uses tomato in his chicken gumbo. Fuck off.

>>7738280
John Besh also uses Worcester sauce in his gumbo. If he ain't fucking doing it right to you, then you cannot be satisfied.

Seriously though. I can take constructive criticism. But your's isn't constructive. You led with insults and then started your fucking multi-day temper tantrum. And all because I don't follow YOUR exact recipe.

Well c'mon, King Ass Gumbo! Post your recipe! Other people have called you out, and now I am! Oh, but wait, you refused! Some lame ass excuse, too. "I've done it before so I'm not gonna do it again." Well pics or it didn't happen, nigger!

Nah. You're all talk. Just some pretentious faggot who wants the whole world to spin around him. Just some fucking troll who wants to faggot up my thread because he knows /ck/ is easy. Well 10/10 motherfucker, you got me to respond. But either put up or shut up. Show your gumbo or get the fuck out of my thread.

>>7546003
Welcome to /ck/

Cast iron threads were some of the best shitstorms we had around 2008-2009

Since mods tend to delete food discussions, most of our shitstorms these days are caused by /pol/ or /r9k/ spillover

So no need to be sorry, this is old school (relatively) /ck/

In this thread we post quixotic beliefs that 4chan "scientists" have taught us. For instance:
>Water is a chemical
>Water is harmless
>Therefore, all chemicals are harmless and no one food can truthfully be said to be any more or less harmful to the human body in massive, hambeast-tier quantites than any other food
or:
>GMO is a modern agricultural technology
>Nitrogen-based fertilizers are a modern agricultural technology
>Much of commercial agriculture today uses nitrogen-based fertilizers
>Therefore, all food eaten today is GMO even when it's not
We have many advanced 4chan scientists and I invite you to post your own very special scientific findings.

>>6565784
Its all yours my friend

Why do things that tend to be very high in nutrient content tend to taste bad, but things that tend to be lower in nutrient content taste better or neutral? Why wouldn't low nutrient content foods taste bad to us?

Because none of us can agree what should go in a sticky. Also, it's more fun without one.