/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Heading up to the 'Way. Can I get anybody a sandwich?

>>12625828

grew up eating it
a ton of bologna sanwiches
big family
wife's buys it sometimes
have a sandwich maybe
do order the the cold cut trio at the 'Way

>>12310606
>>Says she wants to be dropped at subway

if she loves the "Way you might text her back
damn good subs

Check out the 'Way for a badass submarine sandwich.

I didn't pack a lunch today and this shit is the only thing close to my work that I can get. What should I order. Whats your go to?

After constant sass and order fuck ups from dumb zoomers at my local Subway, I decided to take matters into my own hands. Bear in mind I took a number of security precautions before trying this
>walk in and order chicken teriyaki, get immediate eye roll from the "sandwich associate" for having to do his job
>order wheat bread, change to italian after he already started putting meat on the wheat
>ask for double meat and threaten to call corporate when he said he wasn't sure if he could do that
>ask for literally every topping and huff/roll my eyes when he doesn't put enough on
>do this 4 times with lettuce, to the point where the sub is no longer visible under mounds of shitty iceberg
>when getting to the end of topping line, request more of a topping at the beginning of the line and add more random shit already on the sub on the way back down
>ask for the sub to be toasted twice and glare at the employee the entire time it is cooking, looking impatient
>condiment time: request everything and accuse him of trying to rip me off when he doesn't drench the sub
>have him run over the sub with oil three times, say "i said i wanted a LOT of oil, i can never taste it on there"
>the sub is soaking through despite being a rock from the double toasting
>"i'm sorry sir but please put more oil on. i hate to be particular about this"
>the sub is now leaking onto the paper and spilling onto the counter
>employee now wraps it up
>i turn around and make a show of talking on my phone, giving the guy ample time to spit on it as he wraps it up
>thank him, and immediately take the sub into the bathroom
>unwrap it and shove it as far into the toilet as far as possible and flush the toilet multiple times until it spills over
>leave with a smile on my face