/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8596113

>>8564141
>Want two things.
>Those bullshit check stands are now in.
>Some old lady has three different transactions to beat the item limit.
>PAYS WITH CHECKS.

>When they break one of the chips in the cheese ball when the crackers are sitting next to it.
>Next to the FUCKING KNIFE.

>>8529902
>Grabbing the knife like that.
So this is what it feels like to be triggered.

>>8519217
>ftw you get a chep pallet loaded with pillows and other lite shit
>The next one is a half broken pallet made out of wood that looks like it was raped by termites packed with road salt.

>>8430770
>Used to work for an electronics company.
>Did a damn good job, turning shit stores into million dollar earners.
>Do this for enough years the fucking CEO notices, he flies a private jet after my next relocation and we have a fun time.
>Go to a rib joint.
>He starts eating his ribs with a knife and fork.
>He's from FUCKING TEXAS.
>mfw

>>8415596
>Stabbing your meat.
>Before it can rest.
>Ever.

>>8404942
>When the parents start yelling at their little shit spawn when it cries, or gets into shit.
>Because it understands English when it's NOT EVEN ONE.

>>8393565
>Be at work.
>Notice someone keeps bringing cookies to the back from time to time.
>Usually it's just shit cookies the store sells but get an idea.
>Decide to bake a batch of pic related.
It's winter, so fall spices and persimmon cookies are what I do for the holidays.
>Bring a double batch of them to work for everyone.
>Be the only one to even eat a single one.

I fucking labored hours on these delicious things and none of them waned one.

>>8387807
>"Oh hey Anon, let me make the rice, you seem busy enough with the rest of the stuff."
>Later notice the rice is almost orange, and has fronds of... oh dear God."
"Oh, I wanted to make some saffron rice so I used what was left in your jar."
>I just bought that jar, it was brand fucking new.

>>8304807
>Not enjoying a rare steak.
>Literally making the cook burn the meat.
>Not knowing how to enjoy the coppery finish a rare cut of fine meat has.

>>7963074
>"I'll have lemon water please."
>they bring out water with fucking half of a thin ass lemon wheel, instead of a lemon wedge
>I can't fucking squeeze this shit