/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11374939
u-uhm anon

i like that you used fresh cut jalapeno and not pickled ones. pickled ones are good but fresh are spicier

id give it a go

>order a pizza, sandwich, and two cookies from a local sandwich shop
>cashier makes a joke about all of the food being for just me
>lie and say its for two people
>when I pick up the order the cashier winks and says "I won't tell anyone it's all for you"
>I lied and it actually was all for me

;_;

>>9056190
>i'm miserable for no reason i'm so much better than you
>literally can't even enjoy pizza without being a nihlist shithead
I hope you feel better soon!

>>8889705
Yea its a shame. Women are meant to be good at cooking but my ma, nan even great grandma cant cook for shit. so much that all I do is follow internet recipes and am known as the chef in the family

I still like a dirty sausage n chips with vinegar and ketchup from time to time though

>>8134715
>>8135392

thanks guys

yeah I was ass blasted drunk last night but managed to walk into the meeting

didn't drink the coffee. my hands were shaking so bad last week that I spilled half of it

old timer screamed at me ''bet you never dropped the bottle!'' we both had a giggle.

its lunch time and im drunk

cheers mates.

Favorite pizza toppings?

Pic related, it's me enjoying my pizza.