/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19132262
I think that I would rather be credited as "shooter" or "gunman" than "eater" on the news.

LISTEN UP ANON, THIS IS THE /CK/OPS. WE’RE COMING IN TO INSPECT YOUR KITCHEN FOR CONTRABAND, YOU CAN MAKE THIS EASIER ON US AND THEREFORE YOURSELF BY HAVING THESE READY TO SURRENDER:
>more than one bottle of hot sauce
>fake meat
>unitasker appliances / tools
>too much fast food
>not enough fast food
>anything from japan
>improperly seared meat
>cilantro
>instant coffee
>frozen tv dinners
>any blenders you paid more than $30 for
>garlic or onion powder
>soda
>cheese product
>anything that says fair-trade
OUR SEIZURE MAY NOT BE LIMITED TO THESE ITEMS THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

Tell us about the time the /ck/ police knocked down your front door, anon.

OPEN UP WE KNOW YOU’VE BEEN PRIMARILY COOKING AT HOME OR SUPPORTING LOCAL RESTAURANTS WE ARE HERE TO TAKE YOU TO WENDYS, YOU WILL NOT SPEND LESS THAN $12 ON LUNCH IS THAT UNDERSTOOD