/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16695369
>my morbidly obese days

>I'll have the burger and I'll have a fries
>"Do you want to add a drink, only 5 cents extra!"
>No thanks I don't need it
>"You sure, you could just put it in your fridge at home"
>I know, I don't need one
>[server stares at you like you just turned down a blowjob]

>put bowl of soup in microwave
>takes 3 minutes to get hot
>put a fork in microwave
>fire and flames instantly

>>12862506
>47 grams of sugar

Do you order your burgers with hot fudge?

>>12769891
>food and cooking board
>>12769910
>eat shit loser. Sage
>>12769927
>sagesagesagesagesage
>>12770010
>DUUUUUDE HAHA WEED LMAOOOOOO
>>12770017
>sage
>>12770038
>sage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI
Also dunhill internationals for me.

>>12762706
Definitely not that food in your OP pic. If you're having diarrhea problems eating a ton of high fiber fruits, vegetables, and whole grains is the worst thing possible to do. It's like deciding to eat a bunch of tiny knives, all that indigestible fiber will only scrape against your intestines and give you even more pain and diarrhea.
www.nmh.org/ccurl/84/948/lowfiber-diet07.pdf

>>12729643
>Splenda flavored ketchup

>>12673968
>I drink 1.5 gallons a day, Two if I'm sweating hard
>>12674476
>2 liters
>Enjoy being dehyrdrated faggot. 4 is absolute bare minimum
>>12674612
>i drink 3+ liters because i'm not a manlet fag like you 6.6 master race here
Holy shit, you all have brain problems.
https://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ajp-rj.2018.131003
>Polydipsia is defined as fluid intake of more than 3 liters per day, and psychogenic polydipsia is characterized by a volitional intake of excess fluid due to an underlying psychiatric disorder. Psychogenic polydipsia affects 6%–20% of persons with psychiatric disorders (1).
Also this:
>>12675341
>Enjoy raping your kidneys to the point of them no longer preventing protein from leaking out into your urine.
>>12674378
https://www.renalandurologynews.com/news/too-much-water-could-be-harmful/article/118792/
>Drinking two liters of water per day may not benefit most individuals and even could be harmful, investigators say.
>The large population-based study uncovered a five-fold higher risk of proteinuria among people with polyuria than among those with normal urine volume, even after taking into account such factors as age, sex, and estimated glomerular filtration rate.
Stop being so fucking gullible and just drink when you're thirsty. I'd bet money at least one of you is going to end up in the hospital over this stupid shit. You're not even supposed to drink 2 liters (AKA "8 glasses") per day, that's a myth based on someone's mistaken reading a 1950s article on hydration needs where they failed to notice this line:
>Most of this quantity is contained in prepared foods.
All you need for 2 liters of hydration is 1 milliliter of water per each dietary calorie consumed. Unless you're living off beef jerky and dehydrated vegetables you don't need anywhere close to 2 liters in *additional* water intake, let alone any water quantity measured in gallons.

>>12577246
>Bragging about having an enteric nervous system too retarded to respond to laxatives

>>12527286
>A week isn't a while to not be able to take a proper shit

A couple hours would be too long for me. How horrifying. What did you do during that time? Rock back and forth crying in a corner?

Wouldn't even be able to take halfway decent pain killers since that'd only make constipation worse.

>>12455134
I though they were his kids

>>11826842
>Amazon
>Sealed non-perishable instant noodle packs
>food poison
????????????

will the gov shutdown affect food inspection

>>11647973
>I dont understand.
>I drink water all day long, definitely more than 3 litres.
Yeah, that's not normal. What made you even start drinking that much water in the first place? Even just the "eight glasses a day thing" myth way too much:
https://www.bmj.com/content/335/7633/1288
>Medical myths
>The advice to drink at least eight glasses of water a day can be found throughout the popular press. One origin may be a 1945 recommendation that stated: A suitable allowance of water for adults is 2.5 litres daily in most instances. An ordinary standard for diverse persons is 1 millilitre for each calorie of food. Most of this quantity is contained in prepared foods. If the last, crucial sentence is ignored, the statement could be interpreted as instruction to drink eight glasses of water a day.
At best you're not really accomplishing anything, while at worst you might be causing yourself kidney damage:
https://www.renalandurologynews.com/news/too-much-water-could-be-harmful/article/118792/
>Drinking two liters of water per day may not benefit most individuals and even could be harmful, investigators say.
>At the Canadian Society of Nephrology annual meeting here, re-searchers from the University of Western Ontario, also in London, presented a study showing a significant correlation between excess urine production—which is usually caused by excess fluid intake—and proteinuria.
>The large population-based study un-covered a fivefold higher risk of proteinuria among people with polyuria than among those with normal urine volume, even after taking into account such factors as age, sex, and estimated glomerular filtration rate.

>>11576423
Why are you eating there and not just getting it to go? I don't get the appeal to doing that at all. Why would you want to be uncomfortable and surrounded by a bunch of other random people at a location that might not even have a public restroom available at the time your gastrocolic reflex starts going off in response to eating?

>>11511225
>>11511244
Do people like this anon have some sort of brain dysfunction that prevents them from differentiating between choosing to do something for convenience vs. needing to do something for lack of knowledge? It's like this goes beyond just being wrong and into an outright state of concept blindness.