/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16248977
>flan

ITT: Literal tubs of lard.

>>15997477
>20 cups of sugar

>>15945888
>Braised pork belly with sautéd langoustine and white beans.
WTF.

>fish and cheese mixed together

>>15842229
>Cauliflower crust

>>14308598
>potatoes with the skin

>>14118057

>>13256974

>The first thing I notice is the texture
>This meat has been turned to jelly
>It is completely rubbery and smooth, not a hint of browning anywhere to be seen
>The spice mixture I dumped on top didn't go anywhere, so there's this soggy brown mound of flavorless sand on top of the meat
>Brush that aside
>Take a bite
>My taste buds are immediately assaulted with so much sugar that each and every one of my taste buds developed diabetes
>It's like a gay rainbow unicorn blew a load of frosting right into my mouth
>Expect a call from Coke any second on how to cram such toxic levels of sweetness into a single food
>As I come to my senses, I process the taste in detail
>It's all syrup and cinnamon, with the faintest whiff of "sweet and sour" tang from the vinegar
>I think I have an iron stomach from my previous "experiments"
>I am physically reeling
>I can't even choke the first bite down, I have to spit it out
>Realize that somewhere I made a mistake
>Desperately try to save any edible meat that I can
>Scrape off all the burnt dust
>Wring the meat out like a sponge
>It's too late
>The glucose has been woven into its very soul
>End up having to throw the entire thing out
>Soak the pan and bowl in bleach to improve the taste and cleanse my sins

>>13257000
I had some on my old phone but it broke, sorry.

>>13156919

>>13109362

>Food is described as "gooey" as though that's supposed to be a good thing

>>8029271
Gringos putting cheese on everything
build the wall 10 ft higher john