/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20178637
>Scottish heritage

My problem is fastfood wagies keep cutting me off while I'm trying to order.
>Two cheeseburgers please
>Ok that will be four dollars
>Yeah and a McChicken
>Ok that will be 6.50, have you tried our app yet
>No I haven't, and 15 nuggets please
>Ok that will be 11.50, will you be dining in or taking out
>Taking out, and a large fries and apple pie thanks.

They seriously do this to me every time. I've left unsatisfied because they simply won't stop trying to end the order before I'm finished.

I have extreme anxiety and depression after drinking all weekend. Kick the can down the road and drink it away, or power through and stay sober for a while, what would you do bros?

>>19654517
>takes a fake bite

>mom doesn't want to make Christmas dinner
>tries to get me to make it
>agree but say I'm making whatever I want
>decide to make a duck a l'orange
>dad hears that I'm making duck
>acts like a little kid saying he doesn't like duck
>mom asks if he ever had duck
>he says no but he heard that it's slimy and he only likes lean meat like turkey breast
>talk to my brother and apparently he told him during dinner that it's gamey and now my brother is being swayed away from it
>mom is making my dad his own london broil so he doesn't have to have duck

This is why I don't cook for certain people. I could spend hours making something really good and some picky fuck will just make the icky face at it. How do you guys deal with cooking for the holidays? Do you conform to the plebs?

nigger

>>17025391
>not cutting on the board

>Americans unironically ship all of their chickens to China to be processed and shipped back on a boat
How did it get to this point?

>>16443386
take this little cunt right here, carbonara doesnt have any bacon, schmuk, if you are doing anything other than pecorino, yolks and guanciale then stop calling it carbonara

Am I the only person on earth who mixes pasta with the sauce before plating??

>all beef patties
why do they need to express all beef so much? are americans used to getting scammed by the multi million dollar companies they love so much?
it is only natural to assume the hamburguer you are buying is all beef

Help me pick new gadget.

>tormek t4 with japanese waterstone
>anova precision oven
>ooni fyra

I need help

>>15917001

>>15485636

i swear to god im the youngest out of five roommates and one is an absolute knobhead who'll leave a pan of oil sitting on our shitty four burner stove for days because 'well someone can use it'
no dude clean up after yourself or pay rent prefferably both

I was a waiter at steak n shake for my first ever job. All of my co-workers were drug addict women in their 30s and 40s and mexicans in the kitchen. The main cook, Juan, would always ignore me when I needed something from him, but he would immediately help all of the girls and flirt with them. The job really cemented my racism. You see just how shit minorities (blacks) are. Older black women are by far the worst. They are indignant and expect you to slave over them. How ironic. Parties of 6 with all kids would never leave a tip if they were poor and black. White trash is bad too. Really poor people suck. I had a black grandma lecture me about always accepting generosity when I said the pleasantry "oh you don't have to do that" when she gave me a tip for ordering a togo order even when she wasn't dining in. The shakes are made from "shake base" and not ice cream. It tastes flavorless. They did have real ice cream for sundaes. I had to serve, bus, sit, cashout, and run the dishes through the auto washer in the back. It was hell, but I made good money. I never got off on time due to the cunts assigning me the worst section that has the most "side work" that is mandatory before you leave. I essentially cleaned a bathroom every day before I left. Fuck that place. The restaurant only paid me $4.10 an hour out of their pocket due to retarded tipping laws letting them have cheap staff. Also I worked by a movie theater and everyone went there beforehand. Kids movie releases would swamp us on a shortstaffed weekday. Occasionally kids sports teams would come unannounced and fill the entire restaurant in 2 minutes when shortstaffed. No one ever said they wanted to leave when I said they would have to wait. THEY ALL WAITED. HAHAHAHHAHA. Blog post over.

>>14181689
if its scripted why watch it?
The show is the same shit everytime;

>Gordon goes to restaurant tries food
>food not good
>waiter always agrees it bad food and that restarunt is run badly
>Gordon confronts owner
>conflict which leads to a near breaking point
>owner always irrational and is a dick
>Gordon changes how restaurant is run
>buiness save and everyone fucking happy
>fin

People who watch this shit literally just stop thinking and are in some kinda a daze just taking it in and not questioning how dumb it is.

>>13792934

>>13755740
>feeline

>retard from reddit makes an obvious bait thread
>janitor leaves it up for over a day
>I make an objectively better thread
>janitor deletes immediately
that's right you pathetic pile of human waste, keep "doing" your "job" so you don't die from hot pocket withdrawal
can't allow /ck/ to have semi decent threads either of course, that would be awful

>>12375486
>The iconic Swedish dishes smörgåsbord and Swedish meatballs actually have their roots in the Middle East.
Smörgåsbord i just a buffet of Swedish/Nordic dishes, not a dish in and of itself. Swedish style meatballs are indeed SWEDISH, but I would assume rolling meat into a ball has been done in several other places, including the Middle East.

>>11586254

>>11420450
>a subtle BA waifu shill thread

>>11370045
>black hand