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>"OHIO, YOU DISGUSTING CREATURE, I'VE TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THE COUNTRY!" Biden jumped up from his seat
>"But Biden, I ..." Ohio hastily replied as his little body began to rise from the ground
>"YOU WILL NOT TAINT MY PRECIOUS COUNTRY WITH YOUR FOUL PRESENCE!" Biden said, "FOR NOW I WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU SHALL NEVER FORGET, YOU DEMON!" he added rapidly waving his arms in up and down motions
>"Biden, NO!" Ohio cried out as his vulnerable little midget body violently smashed against the great hall's ceiling causing candles, blood and broken teeth to rain down on the Citizens
>"DIE! DIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Biden exclaimed calmly
>Ohio's mangled body fell to the floor and coated the terrified Citizens sitting next to the road in his blood
>"Help..." Ohio wheezed coughing up some blood
>"Oh, I will help you." Biden replied as he walked up to Ohio calmly stretching his legs on the unfortunate crap states body
>Trump quickly covered his eyes in fear, but the cracking sounds as Ohio's bones gave way under the weight of Biden mercilessly echoed from the cold stone walls before slowly being drowned in screams as hundreds of Americas citizens fled in terror
>"Washington’s beard, I could do this all day!" Biden laughed